Month: May 2014

SHOW LOG FOR FRIDAY MAY 30, 2014

Margaret was bitching about how she didn’t get her VIP pass to Phil’s show at the Hollywood Improv as quickly as some of our winners get their coffee mugs, even one of the guys who won this morning. And they discussed the controversial nature of the VIP giveaway this morning…(listejn to the pre-show)

Chris Norton joined the program to talk about a new restaurant he’s opening, based on Tex-Mex cuisine. Only he calles it Mex-Tex or “Mess-Tess.” The restaurant will feature wifi enabling patrons to “sext” each other, send sexual texts. Hence the name Sext-Tex. Or as Chris calls it “Sexx-Tess.” Whatever.

Don Berman was afforded another appearance on the show this morning due to technical malfunctions yesterday morning. What Don chose to talk about was the sale of the Clippers for 2 billion and of course carved it up and wound up hanging up on Phil. Did we use the word ‘up’ enough?

 

                                        The Amity Affliction

The Amity Afflictions’s song “Pittsburgh” prompts a discussion about “how a guy can sing like that and not have a sore throat.” Then Phil flipped out on a comment made by Gloria Allred to the effect that the Santa Barbara shooter was fueled by “mental illness created by male chauvinism.” Bud and Margaret both wanted to run a “dirty word alert” because of the language Phil was using. But it was too late.

Jack Armstrong talks about how his offer to buy Kirsten Powers lunch almost got him beat up

Phil talked about how jive a lot of men’s rights groups are… 

Margaret and General Shaw argued about the phrase “up the butt” and how it relates to the phrase “up an ass.” 

Steve Bosell discussed Googles lack of diversity in their hiring and how that’s a light at the end of the tunnel that Steve and other men live in as Google gets all the social love.

Don Berman was on as a guest but his phone blew up

 RC Collins gears up for paintball training as part of Bradley combat training

                 With our brother Darragh, 1962

Margaret started the show with another suspicious addition to the Filth File. “If someone says ‘go gargle’ and it leaves the opportunity for a filthy addenum as in ‘go gargle with you-know-what..'”

General Shaw gets jealous of Margaret’s attention toward Geraldo Rivera. “That guy Rivera looks like some chump running a coffee bar, looks like a Mustache Pete.”

Phil brought on Dean Wheeler who claimed to be able to smile through anything, referencing what he and Phil thought were “odious comments” by Joe the Plumber. In fact Dean smiled his way through his second wife sleeping with a friend of his and that guy adopting “the Chinese twins.”

Be sure to grab an All-Access BSP and call in tomorrow morning for a Customer Appreciation Month gift. And check in Friday morning for the grand Customer Appreciation Month prize, VIP tickets to Phil’s One Man Show at the Hollywood Improv June 5…. 

                      Phil ran his car into a ditch around 1976

General Shaw wanted to know what happened to the “Allman Skynyrd” band. Phil talked about driving his car into a ditch….Art Griego returns to kick around the notion that the pilot of Malaysia 370 had his head “wedged.” Ran out of gas, wrong direction, plane crashes in a part of the world no one knows anything about….

                 Billy Bobson looks just like Archduke Ferdinand says Justin McElroy

Phil and the gang talk about war documentaries on this Memorial Day with Justin McElroy and Steve Bosell. Bosell wonders why there isn’t any “footage” of the Civil War and the Franco-Prussian War and Justin talks about producing a “re-enactment” of World War 1 using the students of LA Canyon High School including “Billy Bobson who plays Archduke ‘Ferdninand’ because he’s fat and owns a fake mustache.”

                     Phil’s in San Diego this weekend

                                               Mr. Cuban

Phil and the gang talked about Mark Cubans comments concerning his bigotry toward “black kids in hoodies.” The show started off with Iggy Azalea’s “Work” and Margaret wanted to know if Ms. Azalea was white. When told she was, Margaret got confused. 

The crew mentioned that even Phil would look scary at night wearing a hoodie. “Phil you’d look like a large lumbering thing in the night,” Margaret said.

By the way we will have a show Memorial Day!