Month: May 2014

                             Phil crapped all over Arbitron this morning because he could

The morning starts with Phil bagging on Arbitron, the traditional rating service for radio because of what he calls their faulty methodology and fraud-like control its had over the industry. Phil mentioned Sean Hannity’s criticism of audience measurement without being able to talk about Arbitron because the money he’s made has backed up into brain “like that one guy had semen backed up into his brain in Resevoir Dogs,” said Bud.

Margaret Grey reveals that if she neck and finger wiggles too much her neck and voice box get paralyzed…

Jack Armstrong, liberal blogger, joined the program to discuss countering the right wing climate deniers but hung up with a couple of minutes because Phil laughed at something he said…

Speaking of that, Don Berman talked about “his friend Pat Sajak” and Sajaks tweet about “global warming alarmists.” Don respects Pat but thinks “he may have dived into an emptyn swimming pool at some point in his life.”

Short show today as Phil travels to the legendary ville of Tarzana for tax man talks. General Shaw wept as he talked about putting his mother in a nursing facility. The General chose the place that had the best Sunday ice cream social for the old folks. A place that had the old folks bumping into each other eating ice cream was rejecetd. The General also talked about the wool jock straps his mother used to knit him. 

Later discussions with Larry Grover about the Tea Party had General Shaw so pissed off her traveled to Larry’s house disguised as a pizza delivery man and beat the shit out of him!

                                                Crawling thieves?

Phil and the crew talked with Frank Grey about a suit brought by the band Spirit against Led Zeppelin for, they claim, lifting a guitar line for “Stairway to Heaven” from one of their songs…

Meanwhile Bob Green came on to defend Donald Sterling once again saying the players dare not strike if Sterling has not been moved out. Sterling pays them a lot of money and that “buys a lot of gold teeth.”

General Shaw talks about the dumbest Presidents he ever served under. He talks about the briefings that led up to the invasion of Grenada

From May 2000, Rudy Canosa thinks the Pope’s backed up…

                       Cliff King after a recent workout

Long time horse trainer Cliff King made an appearance this morning from Los Alamitos, CA and talked to Phil about “being 72 and walking the streets of Los Alamitos where everyone’s my friend.” To impress a young waitress at “Egg’s N’ Things” he starts bending the metal legs of chairs across his forehead…

Raj Feneen’s son Todd was out of control during a segment on the Sultan of Brunei, calling Phil and General Shaw “callah-booloo” which Raj said was Arabic for “dick licker.”

                                                   

The crew introduced Bob Green talking about paying Donald Sterlings fine (and mentioning an unfortunate incident where one of his partner grocers was loading in watermelon and talked about “coon hunting” in Mississippi.

And Doug Dannger came on to talk about “the Oscar buzz around “Rick Santini’s performance” as Godzilla” in the new action “bio pic.” 

Get your tickets now for “The World of Phil Hendrie” at the Hollywood Improv, June 5. Phil promises that he’ll most likely collapse on stage or pull some other diva stunt.

nuclear weapons?

                                                  Casey’s safe and sound

The crew started talking about climate change but naturally it all got personal for Bud who worried about an asteroid hitting the Earth and Margaret feeling she’s being disrespected (“Don’t wag your fingerr at me like you’re the overseer and I’m in the field and you want me to report to the Master in the house”)

Also talk about Casey Kasem was front and center featuring Don Berman from Channel 19 news and his favorable opinion of Jean Kasem based on “the pair on her.” The panel also talked about how Casey Kasem is getting sympathy but a babbler like Sterling runs his mouth and “people want to hang him from a rafter in the garage”

The end of the show went straight to hell with Rudy Canosa, General Shaw and Ms. Grey arguing over the proprietary right to sing “Brickhouse” by the Commodores. Margaret, naturally, won and related to the crew that she sang the “Brick-Owww-se” part as if Frank “had mistakenly tried the wrong entry and I’m going ‘Ow, Frank!'”