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Show Log For Monday June 30, 2014

       Chief Wahoo of the Cleveland Indian Minstrel Show

The show began with Phil carving up a news story about the missing Detroit boy Charles Bothuell. While airing a bizarre and emotional clip from the Nancy Grace Show, Phil suddenly realized he had no background for the story. The crew began actively berating Phil and a near staff revolt had Phil offering to step outside with Bud and Robert, one at a time, and beat their asses. Ted Bell came on and bet Phil $10,000 that there is a real Chief Wahoo and not just a cartoon character mascot for the Cleveland Indians…

Phil also recapped the Drunk History party last night in Glendale…

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Hi, I’m Phil (Plus show Log For Friday June 27, 2014)

 Only once in a man’s lifetime…..or a woman’s (you guys count too, we sometimes forget during the game) does he…or she…have the opportunity to watch real genius at work…and for most of you that opportunity has arrived…

The Countdown is On……

July 30


The Hollywood Improv


…and now Truth Is Your Bitch……

Thank you……no bullshit (smiley face) 

On todays show Phil talked with the crew about his Catholic upbringing. Coach Dozier and Jeff Dowdder attempted to give their final World Cup report but mostly talked about their balled up airline reservations. General Shaw talked about his family. His older brother Gene was a 1 percent biker and the next oldest brother Charles was a wealthy salesman….The General also got into the specifics of his brother Gene’s death. We won’t go into it. Just listen. But it did have to do with flipping off a five year old and running into a telephone pole…among other things… 


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Show Log For Thursday June 26, 2014

  World Cup beer tent where Dowdder and Dozier held forth

It was Phil and the crew commenting on todays USA-Germany World Cup match with Jeff Dowdder and Coach Vernon Dozier in Brazil. Dowdder and Dozier were at a carnival tent near the stadium, sitting with “knowledgable soccer fans, not a bunch of imbeciles like ninety percent of these Americans.” They also asked for permission to burn their per diem up on beer since its blazing hot down there and Phil gave his consent, much to Margaret’s dismay. Coach Dozier also commented on the fact that he was in a part of the world where “women’s asses are grade A, the soccer fans know their shit and I’m far awy from you people.”

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Show Log For Wednesday June 25, 2014

  Was this the Disney mascot that scared the Delmonico half out of his wits?

Bobbie Dooley and her husband Steve had to scramble and do some image repair after they bought into the whole “KFC Throws Scarred Child Out Of Restaurant” story and led protests against KFC only to find out the whole thing was a hoax. Steve Dooley mentioned having to smoke medical marijuana because he gets “sweat itch” from his well-muscled thigh brushes against his testicles and Mr. Dooley said his “hang pretty low.” General Shaw went into a whole description of how to kill a pit bill with your bare hands. Not to be missed.

Margaret talked about the first time the Delmonico saw a Disney mascot at the Magic Kingdom. “One of the mascots danced up to him and scraed hell out of him.” She couldn’t describe to Phil what it was “It was one of those things that comes hopping up and it did a dance and it didn’t speak.” 

Jack Armstrong and Larry Grover debated the Gary Oldman story. Mr. Oldman made statements to Playboy magazine that some took to be anti-Jewish. Grover and Armstrong went at it in another typically uninformative and childish debate.

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Show Log For Tuesday June 24, 2014

                       Fishing with Bill and Kip

The show started with a fishing show called “On The Water” or “Out In The Wild Blue” (the guys couldn’t remember) hosted by Bill Hassinger and Kip Pernell.

Phil and Margaret argued about what belongs in the Filth File when it came up that the fishing show may be a reguilar part of the Phil Hendrie Show so that people can “feel the spray in their faces.” Margaret felt “spray in their faces” was an immediate entrant. Phil disagreed.

The crew again told Phil that his physical mannerisms while speaking on the air immitated a muscular or nueurologic disorder and could be disturbing to PhilTV viewers.

Frank Grey was eating breakfast at Mrs Olsens and talking to Phil about a new soap opera he’s producing called “The Dull and the Dry” about a post-menopausal community of seniors.


Phil and the crew discussed some housekeeping issues with the General taking up space in the refrigerator for his cottage cheese.