Monday, August 23, 2004

Hour 1: RC Collins, military cadet, says that the military will have to take over the government if a coward like Kerry gets elected.

Hour 2: “Harvey Wireman’s Senior Chat” is on the air. Today’s topic: How far have you dragged a human being under your car without knowing it?

Hour 3: Next is “The Tim Robbins Report.” Fresh from a “saliva rub-down” at a day-spa, Mr. Robbins explains to Phil how John Kerry was single-handedly about to win the Vietnam War. However, President Nixon selfishly cancelled his plans when he found out that Kerry was a Democrat.