Larry “Missile Dick” Grover
Margaret Grey, Doug Dannger and some idiot named Wayne Urban commented on the aftermath to the Miley Cyrus controversey…Margaret did play by play…
Larry Grover and Jack Armstrong debated the Syrian crisis while Gloria Grover, Larry’s mother, gets on the extension and busts Larry’s balls. This time it’s about him being uncircumcised and his late father nicknaming him “Missile Dick.”
Doug Dannger, gay man and gay journalist, puts his “gay eye” on American Idol and concludes that just because someone has a telephone doesn’t mean they have the right to decide who wins the competition and who doesn’t.
On the show tonight Dr. Jim Sadler talked about the need for measles vaccinations and a preacher at the church he attends with his wife Tammy that wears purple shorts and a cape…
The Miley Cyrus controversey was dealt with by Bobbie Dooley with Steve chiming in. Bobbie is again worried women won’t know how to dance like craven sluts to please their men so she’s (naturally) giving classes…
Deane Wheeler, on the show to talk about mental health, is distracted by a family of squirrels that have been living in a tree on Deanes property for months. Among the many bits of discussion is a pest control guy that Deane hired who is fashioning “little nooses” and Austin Amarca calling and advising Deane to “show the squirrels how much better humans have it. Open your bathroom window and let them see you drawing a bath.”
amanda green
Why not Batman?
Tonight Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police talks about safety this summer and how not giving Jay the dates you’ll be on vacation could mean your home gets broken into by “Burglar,” a new singular denotation of criminals that ilegally gain entry to private residences. Don Berman talked with Phil about Antoinette Huff, the brave woman that got a hostage-taker to give himself up in Georgia. Don said that he was involved in something very similar. Only problem is he, Don, was the kidnapper as well as “the victim.” Warren Benman, an unfortunate man that fell from a broadcast tower years ago while cleaning the light bulbs, called the show to tell Phil and the crew that he was there the day Don took hostages and was “pistiol-whipped” by Don. Turned out it was a squirt gun but Don was holding a roll of nickels. Doug Dannger thinks they need to cast a real psycho case as Batman because, after all, Bruce Wayne was a solid nut-job. Dannger recommends Tom Sizemore, Owen Wilson or Haley Joel Osmont because “precocious child actors grow up to be real short with big teeth.”
Whatever
Phil with Henry Rollins at LEG Studio, West LA.
Father James McQuarters comes on the show right after the “Sex in St. Patrick’s Cathedral” stunt on the Opie and Anthony Show. He says the O&A stunt is far worse than any molesting priest!
