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Show Log For Wednesday August 21, 2013

Dr. Ron Tarner tonight warned of the discovery of “swimming apes” or “the aquatic ape,” that is apes that can swim and dive, a trait long thought to be exclusive to humans. Tarner told Phil and his listeners that this information sets up a possible “Planet of the Apes” showdown. 

Vernon Dozier is happy Bradley Manning is getting 35 years but just knows “some federal judge will come along and parole this beret and lips-stick wearing midget” after 8 years, “you mark my words.”

Bob Green debated political consultant Charley LeFountain on the trials and tribulations of San Diego mayor Bob Filner. Charley, in addressing one of the allegations of sexual harassment against the mayor, said it was basically a normal, “collegial thing to do when posing for a photograph with a female colleague to cup one of her ass cheeeks with your hand.” (Although he claims he made an error in judgment when he originally made that statement to channel 8)

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Show Log For Tuesday August 20, 2013

Would you have sex with her?

Our show this evening featured RC Collins, Cadet Watson and Commandant Weirman upset with the young females of America going nuts over One Direction while the cadets are forced to “thumb it at 5th and Main.” (The location of Bradley Military Academy) Granger Batholemew and Don Berman discuss the “Eric” Snowden story until they find out it isn’t “Eric,” it’s “Edward.” Mr. Bartholomew says that he is a hard working journalist and when he comes home at the end of the week his girlfriend knows he’s been working hard because he smells like “fecal matter.” 

Dr. Phil McGraw tweeted something controversial like “would you have sex with a drunk girl, yes or no?” It was immediately condemned by all……all except Dean Wheeler who said the doctor was simplya asking for advice!

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Show Log For Monday August 19, 2013

Henry!

Tonight its Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police commenting on Dick Van Dyke’s car exploding on the side of the 101 freeway. Also Dr. Ron Tarner and Dr. Jim Sadler argue over dessert and Don Micksa stands up for Mark Zuckerberg against some “Palestinian in a bargain basement leather jacket and a bomb strapped around his waist trying to hack into the personal Facebook account of the greatest single business mind of modern lore.” Bobbie Dooley also joined the show to talk about her podcast guest this week, Henry Rollins. Once her ex-boyfriend in the 80’s, Stu Gilland, bought tickets fior REO Speedwagon and Laura Brannigan at the Universal. When Bobbie told him she wanted to go see Black Flag and Oingo Boingo at Madame Wongs he punched her in the mouth!

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Show Log For Friday August 16, 2013

Chris Brown’s life sucks horse these days

First off, after swearing to the BSP’s he wouldn’t mute another segment on the videocast audio, Hendrie did just that in the last hour, trying to blame Bud for it but not convincingly. 

Dr. Ron Tarner was also on saying the admission by the US government that Area 51 exists does nothing to tamp down his belief and the belief of others that Area 51 had aliens there and that, further more, they may have sexually assaulted President Eisenhower.

Bobbie and Steve Dooley say they suport whole-heartedly the audio Amber Alerts that go to peoples cell phones but the actual sound is so jarring, according to Bobbie, that it makes her rethink wether she even wants to go to the trouble of looking for the kid or just dive into a closet.

Chris Norton and Dr. Jim Sadler discussed Chris Brown’s new sentence of an additional 1000 hours of community service and why it is a guy whose girlfriend has taken him back and is having “sess with him” (in the words of Chris) has to still serve his sentence. The chicks good with him. The court should be too.