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Show Log for Friday July, 16, 2010-Download it now or watch the video!

Tonight it’s Doug Dannger, Gay man and Gay journalist who talks to Phil about a “Teacher of the Year” in Pennsylvania. She lied to her school district about having a brain tumour and took charity from people, extended time off and even a family trip to Disney World. Doug and Phil discuss the time Doug told his bosses at the Orange County Courier that he had AIDS and needed time off. It was a lie. Doug needed time off to finish a screenplay. The money people gave him he said he donated to “Gay Awareness.” When Phil pressed him as to what “Gay Awareness” was Doug said he wouldn’t be able to explain it to a straight guy. Next was Ted Bell who is bitter over the fact he missed the capping of the BP well and the resulting climb in the price of BP stock. Ted says he’s made friends in the media for just this kind of inside info. “That’s a lot of free steak dinners and a lot of free drinks,” says Ted. Someone bent me over and branded me with the word ‘stupid.’

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July 16, 2010

MugshotSecretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton speaks in the Armenian capital Yerevan, Sunday, July 4, 2010, during her brief visit to the ex-Soviet nation.

  Mrs.. Clinton recently appealed to Armenia and Azerbaijan for a peaceful resolution of a long-running territorial dispute between the neighboring ex-Soviet states, but there were no outward signs of fresh diplomatic progress.
”Human rights are gay rights,” Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton said recently, “and gay rights are human rights, once and for all.” Oh Boy, get her. We wouldn’t go near that one. Doesn’t she know that Muslims hate gays? What’s she trying to do? Further radicalize our enemies with gay talk? And yes, of course, while we do have something in common with our enemies which is our dislike of the gay whatchamacallit, Clinton is the real enemy here selling out Muslims to cozy with gays even though we don’t like Muslims. Actually, we don’t like radical Muslims. That’s it. But there are no gays that we like so we like Muslims more than gays. Whew! That was close. Anyway, we say to hell with both which means we support Muslims not liking gays but we’d also support gays not liking Muslims although that would be embarrassing because of the “we agree with gays” aspect. Fuck it.

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“Margaret Grey’s A Little Bird Told me”-Mel Gibson Is Scared To Death

I know Mel Gibson from way back. He’s a good actor, a good director, a good husband and a good father. He’s a patriot, an all-around All-American, a bad boy and, yes, sometimes a drunk. But now he’s in trouble and he knows it.  Mel Gibson is riding a beast Hitler and Napoleon couldn’t ride. The Russian.

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When you listen to those tapes you are listening to the rage of a man who’s afraid of losing it all. It’s sudden, like a Russian winter and it cuts to the bone until you are bled dry in the snow. What happened to Mel has happened to many men but in Mel’s case he’s facing off with a woman who’s very DNA is steeped in those winters, centuries of winters and Cossacks and invading armies. Her tribal roots extend to the very fuedal serfs that brought down the Tsar. Mel, in an effort to feel young again and be the man he was and not the husband and father of eight he is, got himself a toy, this gorgeous young Russian artist, a gypsy siren to strecth by the fire with. He got himself a toy….and the toy’s broken. What has happened is that Mel’s not-so-irresistable force has met the Russians Immovable Object. She now has him backed into a potential palimony suit, one that could very well drain away more precious millions from his reputedly shrinking financials. He sees all that money and all that freedom and all that..dare I say it….pussy going away and leaving him single, yes, but broke. That’s why the man is enraged. His heart isn’t broken. His life is broken, snapped in two over the passive-aggressive knee of the Grigorieva.

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Arcadia Coast Little League, 1964

Phil, back row, third kid from the left. Good damn times but this was before the wonderful world of girls so…Let me just add, for what it’s worth, our coaches, Mr. Brennan and Mr. Combs were patient, calm guys. We had a lot of fun and we had a pretty good little team. By the way, one of these guys dad owned Little Joes italian restaurant near Chinatown so at the end of the season we had this big Italian meal. I mean for being 10 or whetevr that’s pretty cool.

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