…January 2004 will be available for download later this morning…This marks the first step in completing 2004 as downloads and connects that year to our present download era (2005-present) Once finished, we’ll begin working our way back, 2003, 2002 and on…..Our commitment was to turn the entire archive into downloads and we’ve begun……

The verdict  in the trial of former BART cop Johannes Mehserle in the shooting death of Oscar Grant III prompted protests today in Oakland, some getting a little rough with fires and broken windows. Professor Emory Clayton was in Oakland and decided on a form of “civil disobedience” that wouldn’t hurt anyone. He walked down Broadway holding the last of a lunchtime apple he was eating. When he saw a white woman with a particularly big butt locking up her store, he threw the apple at her ass and ran back to his car. He told Phil on the show “as I ran I could feel the police brutality all over me. No cop actually hit me but that’s not the point. I was doing 500 years of swamp running.” Next, Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police was also in Oakland helping out another citizens “police” auxiliary, the San Francisco Seals. That’s right. They’re named after the old hockey team. Anyway, once Jay saw a high number of white people gathering to protest along with black people he realized the black people there might resent the whites because of their tendency to “make protests about police brutality look silly with cell phones and waving at cameras they don’t see.” Sub-Commander Gleason was upstairs in a hotel room watching the street gatherings on TV and sure enough went to the window and gave Jay the “high-sign, two thumbs up and one thumb down, which means the protests looks stupid. He was telling us to move the whites down a block and get them coffee.”

….talk about our ongoing efforts at protecting Phil Hendrie Show material and talk about dueling. Is it time to bring it back? The long answer or the short answer? The long answer? Yes. And we’ll update you as to any other news and crap like that. Meanwhile, study the photo below. Are you attracted to the young man in it? If yes, are you a woman or are you a man? If yes, are you….well that’s all I’ve got right now. Thank you and a very pleasant good day to you. My friends call me Alice

Tonight, Harvey Weirman, retired attorney, came on to give us some expertise on the Mel Gibson, custody-dispute, domestic-violence story. While Gibson is heard on a tape recording admitting to striking girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva while she was holding their 8 month old daughter, Weirman argued to Phil and his listeners that “hate speech” directed at Gibson from Grigorieva could have provoked him. When a woman tells a man that he is a “thumbd**k” or “is working a cocktail frank” it’s hate speech. Says Harvey: “She calls him thumb you-know-what, left hand, boom, she goes down and he’s calling me.” Later Bobbie Dooley tried to get people jealous over the fact she has a Facebook page with over 4300 friends and she only “friends” people with at least a thousand friends already but no one cared. She blamed Phil and said Phil “laid an egg out there tonight.” Phil blamed Bobbie

…..”As You’d Like To hear Them”……Phil interviews the troubled young actress in the award winning series where interview subjects always tell the truth regardless of how embarrassing it is…

…is available for download and streaming. Number Two, beginning tomorrow at 3pm PDT, we will begin “Three O’Clock Live”….an early update on the day, what’s happening, what isn’t happening, serious news, rumor, Phil’s mood, his medication, has it been picked up, are they out..etc, etc etc…Be with us beginning tomorrow for the debut of Three O’Clock Live, 3pm PDT…………………………………HERE! Thank you so much for your support and your acknowledgement of how handsome I am.

Tipper Gore Doesn’t Believe Massage Therapist Molly Hagerty’s Claims Of Al Gore’s Sexual Advance

Understandably, Tipper Gore, not yet the ex-wife of former Vice President Al Gore, doesn’t want to believe there is any truth to the allegations by Portland rub-down technician Molly Hagerty that Al made “unwanted sexual contact and noises like an animal” with her, a so-called “close friend of the Gores” couldn’t wait to tell PEOPLE magazine 

The “friend,” a well known slut in Tippers circle, also claimed that Tipper had known about the police investigation — which was recently reopened — since it first came to light, but that it had nothing to do with the Gores recent separation since Tipper thought then and still thinks it’s horse doo-doo.

“Tipper has known about these allegations since Al told her he was just finding out about them himself,” the Starbucks Gossip-whore told PEOPLE. “She has known that massage has been very much a part of his health regimen for many, many, many years. But she doesn’t get the connection between Al getting a massage every 5 minutes and the possibility of some sexual misconduct i.e. a blow job. That’s why she can’t figure any of the allegations this Hagerty is making and they played no role whatsoever in her decision to throw him and his shit in the street. Oops. Did I say that?” 

According to the “friend,” Tipper doesn’t understand the whole “hand-job thing and feels strongly that people know she doesn’t believe anything this woman is saying. She’s real proud of that. She remains committed to Al and his reputation.” So said the “friend” a bitch named…ah, I better not.

As evidence of how dumb Tipper is, the anonymous hag told this anecdote:

“They were on a lake in Tennessee, with all the kids and grandkids. Doing lake stuff – waterskiing, cooking out. And there I was, with it parked right on Al’s nose and Tipper just smiled at me and continued scraping the bottom of a mayonaisse jar. Wow.”

The cunt also said that accusations of Al Gore’s infidelity aren’t new to the couple. Tipper just thinks they are all “gossip because people are jealous of how cool Al is. So when he had an affair with a Tennessee Titans cheerleader one week and then a Hollywood producer the next (Darin Starr) she just laughed the whole thing off and got the car washed.”

….and the scum that run the radio business…this is a period in which radio performers are trying to gain control of their work…so they wrestle it away from the suits only to have some piece of shit on the Internet file share it because he thinks he can…You could say I’m ahead of my time because while it’s not new for artists to go after pirating it is relatively new for an individual in radio to do it without a big company to back him up. So maybe I’m leading the way for other people in radio who have gained control of their content only to see a new kind of suit come along, the free-lance internet suit who is going to build himself some kind of life on someone else’s back. And I know it’s a game. And I know it’s part of the fun of the internet to basically go around and “fuck-up” as many things as you can but the fact is the only reason it happens is because people don’t understand that if you use the law that’s already on the books you can take the stuff down and you can sue.