To all BSP members… ..when you see this sign:

Phil Hendrie ‘Hand to God’ Insignia

You know I’m not bullshitting you. And when I say the only e-mail I respond to is yours I mean it. I get messaged all the time over at FB and Twitter and I don’t do shit with them. Only you guys. Solid.

…..probably Kennedy getting assassinated. I mean, really bad. The next was the 6 day war, Israel against the Arabs, then King, then Robert Kennedy…then news of the Zodiac killer…then Russia invading Czechoslovakia. then the Manson murders…The next was probably the India-Pakistan dust up I believe in ’71….followed by the Yom Kippur war…Then came the Munich Olympics…Then I think it was quiet for awhile because I was suddenly used to a lot of weird, strange shit…the SLA shoot-out was big but not necessarily “bad.” Then came Jonestown, which was uber-fucking-strange and Harvey Milk getting murdered….I can’t go on because it’s getting tougher and more pointless.

….start this God Loving day…I woke up at 1pm and I thought I was going to do something but I’m not gonna do it. I don’t know how to proceed. I need coffee, some breakfast, I gotta call my painter, I have to check my e-mail to see if my lawyer/manager/agent/somebody else has bad news/good news about whatever shit has happened…and then on top of everything I need to worry about what an absolute mess my life is with no way out.You talk about this world being unfair. You have no idea. Your good works and your good deeds don’t mean shit. There. That oughta cover it. Oh and I need to work out.

The seige of Kandahar, planned for the fall with the completion of the surge build-up sounds like a real clusterfuck. Based on my military experience and analysis, telegraphing a move such as this enables the enemy to lay in supplies, dig a system of tunnels and redoubts, establish lines of communications to the outside and generally make us all look like a horse’s ass before this whole thing is done. Commando operations are indicated here. Strike teams disrupting the enemys supply lines will slow down supply and re-supply and operations against possible areas of troop concentration designed to destroy fortifications, munitions, food supplies and so forth are needed if American and Afghan forces hope to gain a foothold within the city proper. Also, I don’t know what the brass is thinking about when it comes to kicking this thing off, but striking at the city center and working outward, a tactic long established in urban warfare, should not be considered for just that reason. The enemy will expect it. Better to bomb the entire city to rubble with no piece of debris larger than a Coke can before sending troops in.  

Retired General Shaw

The California Highway Patrol says breathlessly in a news release that the 31-year-old “American Pie” and “Election” star (are you ready for the CHP quoting the guys resume? OMG) was pulled over early Wednesday in the San Fernando Valley after being spotted weaving across lanes on the westbound Hollywood Freeway. That’s pretty drunk but I’ve seen worse.

CHP Officer Patrick Kimball says Klein was booked and released on his own recognizance. So how drunk could he have been….when they let him out of the lock-up the next morning that is?

Klein’s publicist Jillian Fowkes did not immediately return a call seeking comment because she had to check with Klein’s agent and manager as well as the stuido he’s currently working with. And that’s what a publicist should do.

I know Chris casually having met him at a table read for a Mike Judge project a few years back. Hendrie was there too. Chris is handsome, polite and thoroughly talented. If I wasn’t married I’d cut him a break. and give him a guided tour…..if you know what I mean (wink, wink..coughing “blow job”)

Professor Emory Clayton joined Phil to get to the bottom of why Obama is taking so much heat for the BP gulf leak. Professor Clayton pointed to what he called an unconscious tendency to link the “black” oil slick to the “black” president.

Slick

He also worked in the Beverly Hillbillies “bubblin’ crude” and mentioned a white professor at Cal State LA he’s interested in dating, even though her views are opposed to his, because “she’s built.” As far as Obama’s alleged slow response to the crisis, Professor Clayton said it was typical of whites to criticize black people for being slow and lazy just because they start their parties later at night, around 10pm. Later Bobbie Dooley came on the show discussing what almost was the “high-tech rape” of Abby Sunderland, being “pushed down on a make-believe pool table by make-believe guys and it was only the intecession of the make-believe bartender that saved her.”