Phil and the original Ted the Bear roll out the new website last night
Last night Phil and the crew didn’t get on the air as there were “phone line issues” with TRN. Instead Phil did a videocast and the radio side was a best of. Phil rolled out the new features and some of the issues related to the new website. Margaret, Bud, Robert and a variety of Phil Hendrie hallucinations made it on the video cast last eve.
Its Ron Tarner with another problem relating to Stephen Hawking. The good doctor started smoking a pipe because he saw that Hawking “sort of smoked one and got lots of women.” (Actually, said Dr. Tarner, Dr. Hawking didn’t smoke it. He just had a ‘buxom’ blonde put it in and out of his mouth as if he smoked it) Tarner would pose smoking a pipe, wearing a tweed jacket and leaning against a wall nonchalantly. Didn’t work. Hawking still got more women “sitting there in his suped up shopping cart.” 
Whales ‘doing as they’re told’ at Sea World
Bob Green came on to defend Sea World against attacks by Phil. Bob said he loves to relax at Sea World and watch the sea lions, dolphins and whales “do as they’re told” unlike his employees…
“Hi. Is I’m supposed to do a funny voice today or will that be yesterday?
It was vernon Dozier doing battle with Dr. Jim Sadler tonight over who is more of a “MA-MA boy.” (Not Ma-Ma’s boy says Vernon because that’s possessive and Vernon’s “masculist” group doesn’t accept any man being possessed by his MA-MA) Dr. Sadler became so upset at losing the debate he got in his car and drove to Dozier’s house where he tried to gain access by posing as a pizza delivery guy and a telegram courier. Neither worked and Sadler called Phil’s show back, crying…
Phil and his crew discussed Steve Harvey crying on TV Wednesday afternoon….
Jay Santos discussed with Phil the story of a child ejected from a car in Russia and almost being run down by a semi. A similar thing happened to two of Jay’s adopted sons, a “Pacific Islander” named Reggie and an “Asian” named Jerry. Jay’s thrid son, an African-American named Cleon was safe. The two boys were “fired from the car, parallel to the ground, at about 50 miles an hour straight into a snow bank. Their diapers were almost completely torn off “due to wind shear.”
Dumb ass shows up a week early for record.
Frank Grey joined the show to talk about a traffic stop involving Margaret taking a picture of her “Royal American.”
Journalist Cliff Fischer talked with Phil about Manti Te’O anjd how he, Cliff, used himself as a souerce for his story on Te’O “lying through his teeth.” 
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