From October 1999, it’s the very first character created for our show, Raj Feneen, who debuted in August 1990. In this episode Raj rails against “these Americans who always scream ‘whiplash’ when you hit them from behind.” Raj asks “What Would Jesus Do?”
Phil introduces a new cooking segment with Chef Carl Chodillia. Dean Wheeler and a musical act he manages, Wes Hurlford and the Westerners, come on to perform “Mental Midget,” a campaign song they’d like to pitch to Hillary Clinton.
Convicted felon Herb Sewell gives his opinion on the first female executed in Georgia in the last 70 years. And Dave Oliva comes on to discuss the recent Facebook hoax.
Discussions ensue on a wide range of topics. Meanwhile the Dooleys tour “delis” looking for sharp cheddar cheese. When Bobbie laughingly goes “ting-a-ling-a-ling” mocking one store’s lack of a doorbell, Steve gets punched out by the store’s owner. Construction contractor Stephen Bosell gets “caucus” and “Caucasian” confused.
The Lions travel to Alamo town and The Ranch for a Central Division game against the double R boys. Jack Eigagder and Bret Moreson call the action.
Phil and the crew, including the newly nicknamed Bob Bakian (“Nine Pounds Of Swinging Meat”), welcome Halsey Morris, owner of the Crossroads Pumpkin Farm in Santa Sereta. Mr. Morris’ “Pumpkin Head Man” character shocks the panel including Morris proudly stating that one child screamed all the way home after an encounter. Also Jack Eigagder and Bret Moreson review Sunday’s Milwaukee Lions game at San Antonio. Margaret sings out her coming fall club engagements to the tune of “Every Breath You Take.”
Is vaping as bad as smoking? Where did RC Collins come from? These questions and more are answered as part of last night’s BSP chat.
Week 2 results
Portland 43 vs Tucson 24
Utah 20 at Milwaukee 17 (OT)
DC 24 vs New York 7
LA 41 vs San Diego 3
San Antonio 31 at Houston 10
Miami 38 vs Tampa 24
Hillbilly Football Conference
west
Portland 2-0 70-37 2-0
Los Angeles 1-1 54-30 1-1
Tucson 1-1 69-43 1-1
San Diego 0-2 3-86 0-2
central
Utah 2-0 34-23 2-0
Milwaukee 1-1 72-33 1-1
San Antonio 1-1 37-24 1-1
Houston 0-2 23-86 0-2
east
Miami 2-0 69-48 2-0
Tampa 1-1 69-51 1-1
DC 1-1 48-38 1-1
New York 0-2 20-69 0-2
Lions Line With Jack Eigagder… Jack brings on Bret Moreson to break down highlights of last week’s Utah game then deals with him when he becomes violently ill, interviews team owner Edna Gerber, and keeps producer Earl Cooch in line.
