Category: Phil Pheed

……..of the DATs and 15 months of the archives into downloadable format.
The October 2003 archives have been converted, uploaded, and are now available for direct download! Cheers…..

A man in Pasadena got so blasted at a wedding over the weekend that he left his 3 year old son in his car while he staggered down a street, eventually getting arrested. The baby’s mother was already at home asleep and when she awoke and found both her husband and son missing she called police. Luckily, a good Samaritan found the child, alerted police and the little boy was reunited with his mother. Well, Steve Bosell of Corona, Ca. was Phil’s guest tonight because a similar thing happened to him 14 years ago when Steve Jr. was an 8 month old infant. Steve got wasted at a wedding he and April went to with their baby and he wound up taking the child next door to a strip bar and then leaving him sitting on a wall. Police found Steve’s kid at 2:30 in the morning….and Steve sued them for taking so long! A man’s going to get drunk at a wedding and he’s going to black out and lose his kid. But the cops need to be on it and find that child in a reasonable amount of time.

                                            Numbnuts

“Hi, I’m Phil. Now listen, we got ribs, sausages, we got some rib-eye if you like some fat. We got some baby backs but I don’t eat swine myself. What do you need?”

July 8, 2005 “Money Only” Don Parsley says his wife died in the London bombings and wants people to donate money only, not food or clothes.
July 6, 2000 “Pulling Car” Korean War veteran Lloyd Bonifide joins the program from a D-day demonstration at his house in Alhambra. Lloyd is so upset over a comment his nextdoor neighbor Dan Steelworth made that he’s pulling his car with a harness in front of his neighbors house
November 2, 2000 “More Cancer Kids with Ted Bell” Live from the Museum of Television & Radio. Steakhouse owner Ted Bell joins the program upset to find out that the Sony Playstations he bought are being sent to dying kids at a Cancer hospital. Plus Coast to Coast with Art Bell
May 18, 2005 “The Finger in the Bowl of Chili Rudy Canosa, owner of Je t’aime Lingerie discussed the Minutemen, a citizens group patrolling the border of Mexican looking for illegals. Rudy said that if they kept up that kind of pressure, illegals already in the United States would get upset and we might see more “fingers in bowls of chili.”

“…but this man out there, Woltz is his name, he says there’s no chance, no chance at all. Oh Godfather, I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to do.”—Johnny Fontaine

On tonight’s show, University of Washington engineering professor Don Micksa tells Phil that by accident, when calling a friend of his, he got on the line with his friends 20 year old daughter, a woman he had seen and admired on campus. Because he has a “Jack Friday-sounding voice” the young lady asked him if he was a cop. Don decided to lie and say he was, a “Faran Benton of the Seattle police.” They are 8 months into their relationship now and Faran….I mean….Don wonders if he should tell her who he really is before they sleep together or after. He may be using her, yes, but she may be using him to get some parking tickets fixed. We then brought on the line Doug Dannger of the Orange County Courier. Doug, a “gay man and gay journalist” believes that Whoopi Goldberg walked off The View the other day because Bill O’Reilly provoked her into doing it. O’Reilly, says Doug, hates blacks because he’s an Irish-American and Irish-Americans have carried around their resentment of blacks since Civil War days when the Irish didn’t want to go to war to free black people. Doug says it’s in O’Reilly’s DNA to look in the mrror and see himself as a monkey wearing a derby and sipping from a whiskey bottle while Whoopi is “Abe Lincoln’s own black woman.”