Category: Phil Pheed

I don’t think so

…..if I told you I’d probably get sued…..

Vote here:

I was on the Phil Hendrie show last night and by the way I was passed around the campfire I doubt if I’ll ever agree to another appearance. I’m looking at our advertising budget for the rest of the year to see if we can afford to throw money away on his show at a time when most Americans get their dinner from a grabage pail. Last night, as I was attempting to make a point about these crawling punks that text when they drive,

            Lousy punk texting while driving

I made note of an afternoon when I pulled one of these cheap punks over to the side of the road and told him..and here’s the quote…”You keep texting and you’ll kill every Christian soul on this freeway.” The punk then looked at me with a smirk and said “I’m Jewish.” Well when I related the story to Mr. Hendrie and his not-too-swift listeners, people started calling in about my “Christian soul” comment and the fact that “boy” I forced to the side of the road was Jewish and was I an anti-Semite. I said of course I’m not, the “Christian soul” comment was a figure of speech. And then I said “Everyone knows the Westside is crawling with Jews” but not meant in a mean way AND I said the “Christian soul” line I first heard in the movie “Close Encounters of the Third Kind” which was directed by Steven Spielberg………A Jew! But, I was shouted down, passed around the camp-fire a few more times, given a blanket and told to go sleep in the bed of the truck and “Mule” would give me a ride out in the morning. And I know you don’t know what I’m talking about so let’s just say it’s a distant memory I have from a long ago meeting with members of a certain motorcycle organization.

Vernon Dozier is a high school teacher with a Facebook page and over 400 female friends, all of them under 18 and some of them not students at his school. How does he get away with posting a picture of himself while in South America wearing nothing but underwear that he thought “was a pair of speedos?” It’s a twisted tale. Later, Ted Bell explains why texting and tweeting while driving is okay for him but not for “some of these lousy punk kids. I told one kid you’re going to kill every Christina soul with your texting and he says to me ‘I’m Jewish’ Of course he is. The westside is crawling with Jews.” Ted barely gets out of the hour alive and blames Phil for everything

……..on your show and almost had a heart failure!
I was an airline pilot for 40 years and now fly as a charter pilot after retirement. I have never, ever heard of the garbage this woman kept repeating and insisting it was the truth. No Captain or F/A would ever, EVER off load a mother because her child was crying! 9/11 had nothing to do with babies crying! Majority of airline crews and passengers are normal human beings and understand babies cry and are very tolerant of those parents. Babies cry because their inner ears do not equalize the pressure differential in the descent. It is very painful and I am sure you have experienced this pain if you’ve ever flown with a cold.
I have also raised 6 children of my own and I have never heard of torturing and beating an infant to make it go quiet!
This stupid woman is a fraud and a child abuser and should be committed!
I have never struck a woman in my life, but I would love to “fan slap” this crazy bitch into sanity!

Regards,

Name withheld by us on account of not embarrassing the poor guy”

Where does it end?

With Lloyd Bonafide from May 2006

Tonight Margaret Grey, the nationally syndicated columnist for the Dicklin Syndicate, took on the issue of the woman that slapped her baby on the Southwest flight and subsequently had the child taken from her.

                                    Slapped

Margaret said the airline was out of line. Slapping babies to get them to quiet down has been popular among women that travel with infants ever since the work of Dr. Daigle was released. Dr. Daigle’s “behavioral hue” chart shows a mother to what hue of red a mother should slap her babies face before the child is “emotionally” normalized. By standing up and windmilling the arm across the kids face or using a “backhand-forehand approach” you quiet the child and calm passengers sitting nearby, keeping them from storming you and your child and pitching you off the plane at the next airstrip. Next hour Brass Villenueva of Los Malos, a “latino empowerment group”, told Phil that Ameriican’s need to accept the Ground Zero mosque the way you sometimes have to grab the edges of the mattress or bite down on “the rubber thing they put in your mouth” before electro-shock. When Phil says that a proud people never submit to that kind of insult, Brass says that Americans are being “babies” and “sissies” and need to bite the towel like his people learned to do.