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07-07-10 stories and audio
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TV ratings: ‘Got Talent’ in Vegas wins viewers, FOX takes 18-49 demo
Hiring Trends for 2010- Where the Jobs Are
*President Obama wants injunction to stall Arizona’s controversial new immigration law
*Mel Gibson caught on tape admitting he punched ex Oksana Grigorieva: ‘You f—ing deserved it!’
*Lindsay Lohan’s manicure message gets attention
Amid Lack of Jobs, Suicide Hot Line Calls Surge
*Arrest made in LA ‘Grim Sleeper’ serial killings
15 More Signs You’ll Get Divorced
*NYC Hits Record High Again Amid Northeast Heat Wave
*Running of the bulls begins in Spain, 2 hurt
Sugary-drink ban starts to affect S.F. sites
Fan falls from upper deck during game between Cleveland Indians and Texas Rangers
Americans increasingly obsessed over Facebook, particularly women
As CEOs make more money, they treat employees worse: study
Small percentage of men get menopause too, suffer from hot flashes, low libido, fatigue and more: study
The Truth Behind 8 Sex Myths for Men
The ‘cougar’ is no myth, 40ish women have higher sex drive than younger ladies
San Francisco Sets First Pot Brownie, Chronic Milkshake Regulations
Crucial independent voters abandoning Obama, now under 40%, lowest ever
Smoking Ban: First Bars and Bowling Alleys, Now the Beach?
*Girls clamor for ‘circle’ contact lenses inspired by Lady Gaga, but they’re risky and illegal

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Two Things. Number One, All Of December 2001……

…is available for download and streaming. Number Two, beginning tomorrow at 3pm PDT, we will begin “Three O’Clock Live”….an early update on the day, what’s happening, what isn’t happening, serious news, rumor, Phil’s mood, his medication, has it been picked up, are they out..etc, etc etc…Be with us beginning tomorrow for the debut of Three O’Clock Live, 3pm PDT…………………………………HERE! Thank you so much for your support and your acknowledgement of how handsome I am.

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“Margaret Grey’s A Little Bird Told Me”–Tipper Doesn’t Buy Al Trying To Grope It

Tipper Gore Doesn’t Believe Massage Therapist Molly Hagerty’s Claims Of Al Gore’s Sexual Advance

Close friends of Tipper Gore yesterday gathered together and spoke in hushed tones about the mental state of their friend when word got out that Tipper Gore doesn’t believe allegations Al pulled some kind of a move with a Portland masseuse.

Understandably, Tipper Gore, not yet the ex-wife of former Vice President Al Gore, doesn’t want to believe there is any truth to the allegations by Portland rub-down technician Molly Hagerty that Al made “unwanted sexual contact and noises like an animal” with her, a so-called “close friend of the Gores” couldn’t wait to tell PEOPLE magazine 

The “friend,” a well known slut in Tippers circle, also claimed that Tipper had known about the police investigation — which was recently reopened — since it first came to light, but that it had nothing to do with the Gores recent separation since Tipper thought then and still thinks it’s horse doo-doo.

“Tipper has known about these allegations since Al told her he was just finding out about them himself,” the Starbucks Gossip-whore told PEOPLE. “She has known that massage has been very much a part of his health regimen for many, many, many years. But she doesn’t get the connection between Al getting a massage every 5 minutes and the possibility of some sexual misconduct i.e. a blow job. That’s why she can’t figure any of the allegations this Hagerty is making and they played no role whatsoever in her decision to throw him and his shit in the street. Oops. Did I say that?” 

According to the “friend,” Tipper doesn’t understand the whole “hand-job thing and feels strongly that people know she doesn’t believe anything this woman is saying. She’s real proud of that. She remains committed to Al and his reputation.” So said the “friend” a bitch named…ah, I better not.

As evidence of how dumb Tipper is, the anonymous hag told this anecdote:

“They were on a lake in Tennessee, with all the kids and grandkids. Doing lake stuff – waterskiing, cooking out. And there I was, with it parked right on Al’s nose and Tipper just smiled at me and continued scraping the bottom of a mayonaisse jar. Wow.”

The cunt also said that accusations of Al Gore’s infidelity aren’t new to the couple. Tipper just thinks they are all “gossip because people are jealous of how cool Al is. So when he had an affair with a Tennessee Titans cheerleader one week and then a Hollywood producer the next (Darin Starr) she just laughed the whole thing off and got the car washed.”

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People that bootleg..shit, no difference between you….

….and the scum that run the radio business…this is a period in which radio performers are trying to gain control of their work…so they wrestle it away from the suits only to have some piece of shit on the Internet file share it because he thinks he can…You could say I’m ahead of my time because while it’s not new for artists to go after pirating it is relatively new for an individual in radio to do it without a big company to back him up. So maybe I’m leading the way for other people in radio who have gained control of their content only to see a new kind of suit come along, the free-lance internet suit who is going to build himself some kind of life on someone else’s back. And I know it’s a game. And I know it’s part of the fun of the internet to basically go around and “fuck-up” as many things as you can but the fact is the only reason it happens is because people don’t understand that if you use the law that’s already on the books you can take the stuff down and you can sue.

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I have people that are in my life that I cannot stand personally or professionally..

I have people that are in my life that I cannot stand personally or professionally….and they know it….I mean, if I could stay out of jail, I’d put an axe through their heads…and they know that too…and they still insist on being involved with my radio show on some level. Insisting on being in someone’s business …or life even when that person wants nothing to do with you is as low as you can sink…..

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Show Log for Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Don Parsley, the bullshit artist extraordinaire, visited our show this evening. His was a tale of woe, losing his commercial fishing business to Obama’s mishandling of the BP Oil Disaster. His son got “smeared,” while his daughter got sick “from the smell.” So he packed his starving family up and brought them to California in the hopes that his story would interest “Harpo Productions,” meaning Oprah. Phil offers Don a job painting his house but Don turns him down “because if Harpo calls I have to be able to reach my phone.” When asked by a caller why Don doesn’t have his wife answer the phone, Don says it’s because his wife “would mess up a Chinese wet dream.” David G. Hall also pays a visit to bust on Phil for letting the cat out of the bag….that syndicators pay radio stations to air their programs. Phil, Bud and Robert also spar over who is a movie star: Leonardo DiCaprio, Tim Hanks or Will Smith…

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Tonights Show Material

07-06-10 stories and audio
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Box Office: ‘Eclipse’ proves vampires don’t suck, but neither does ‘Airbender’
*TV Ratings: ‘Bachelorette’ antics top Monday for ABC
NY TIMES Bestsellers
*The top 10 singles and albums on iTunes
*Feds sue to block Arizona illegal immigrant law
*Real-life ‘superhero’ patrols streets
*Heat Wave Along East Coast Claims One Life
*Judge sentences Lindsay Lohan to jail
*White House, NASA, Defend Comments About NASA Outreach to Muslim World Criticized by Conservatives
Israel army not amused as troops dance on patrol
Hiring Trends for 2010: Where the Jobs Are
Prince says the Internet is dead, partners with U.K.’s Daily Mirror for free album release in newspapers
Utah, Hawaii, Wyoming top list of happiest states in America: study
10 Surprisingly Recession-Proof Industries
*Calif. man maimed when fireworks in pocket explode
Fiorina undergoes reconstructive surgery after breast cancer
*Mel Gibson’s ex-lover claims she has ‘explosive’ photos of actor’s assault
Manson Follower Leslie Van Houten Denied Parole Again
Priest Stole $1M for Male Escorts, Armani clothes police say
Top 10 Most Popular Celebs on Facebook