
Guess what the topic will be? Here’s a hint: Gorgonzola

Guess what the topic will be? Here’s a hint: Gorgonzola


Harvey Weirman, commandant of Bradley Military Academy, tells Phil that it’s impossible for a Marine to desecrate the Koran. Now, an Army guy…that might be a different story. From May 2005.


Vernon Dozier and Jeff Dowdder get into some obscure sports debate that ends with Vernon ready to kill, as usual. David G. Hall continues the discussion on why the Mike Ohoai Hawaiian Time Show the other night blew so hard, and animal expert Dr. William Brown, who also despises animals, discusses a shark sighting off the California coast.

Plus Vernon Dozier, Jeff Dowdder and David G. Hall spewing their usual bullshit…

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When a neighbor’s garage and tool shed burn to the ground, Bobbie and Steve Dooley blame Nancy Grace’s “enormous, hypnotizing television face.” Margaret Grey’s accompanist Chick Lavender sings along to a recording by Dodger pitcher Don Drysdale, and Rudy Canosa spreads his charm around at the gym.

photo of ‘ding dong ditch’ kid by werner flower


It’s the Mike Ohoai Hawaiian Time Show. Mike plays romantic melodies from the islands while arguing with co-host Brother Bill over the best way to throw the American imperialist government out of Hawaii so they can quit playing the ukulele at the airport “with crap-eating grins.”

Mike plays romantic island favorites while bitterly resenting “howlies and that pineapple guy Dole” for handing Hawaii over to the U.S.

Another Customer Appreciation Month is in the bag. Bag to normal now, huh. Oughta be a bag summer, bag time!