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Episode #79: The New Phil Hendrie Show

Phil launched into a rap about the pointless “tweet” as he discussed the helicopter crash in Seattle. He was also joined by Don Berman who inadvertently mentioned tweeting about a news interns large breasts. Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police gave an update on the hunt for the missing Malaysia Air jet and it’s part 2 of Bobbie Dooley’s interview of the Sklar Brothers!

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Episode #80: The New Phil Hendrie Show

Russia and the Ukraine were up for discussion on the show but not before the crew talked about how amazing it was that Margaret’s farts smelled like Old Spice. Larry Grover started to discuss the Ukraine/Crimea situation and then his mother Gloria got on the extension and the whole thing went to hell with Larry explaining, yet again, that he wasn’t circumcised and therefore acquired the nickname “missile dick”…..from his own mother! Dean Wheeler was going to comment on Malaysia Air but was in the middle of a garden party for departing yoga teacher Bakhtivedanta who had “taken a job as a sea cook and was leaving presently for Calcutta on the next freighter out of San Francisco harbor.” General Shaw got into a “vat” of cottage cheese and was talking with his mouth full for the entire show.

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Episode #81: The New Phil Hendrie Show

Today’s guests included Art Griego and Harvey Weirman arguing over Art’s contention that the Indian Ocean should be called the Pacific Ocean since “its all one big ocean anyway.” Steve Bosell also joined the show to talk about the humiliation he felt watching some “punk 16 year old kid climb the new World Trace Center while I bid a job there and had to turn it down because it involved working on floors higher than the fourth and I have a fear of heights.” We also snuck in a Bobbie Dooley Podcast featuring Bobbie and Steve discussing her ass and how it isn’t “board flat but has a slight pooch,” and Chris Norton’s new film “Bun of Flame” a followup to his “pro-ams, ‘Rick Steele, Man of Wonder,’ ‘Kitten On the Run,’ and ‘Wild and Free in Her Hills.’

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Episode #82: The New Phil Hendrie Show

In a controversial move that created friction within show staff, the Phil Hendrie Show purchased the broadcast rights to the Devil f*cking Fred Phelps, minus lube, and aired the event this morning on the show…. The existence of an animal known as “the traveling squirrel” was discussed by Steve Bosell, Phil Hendrie, and Guy Barton. Barton had written a song called “Traveling Squirrel” 23 days before Ricky Nelson wrote “Traveling Man”. Phil ripped people that were criticizing coverage of the Malaysia Air tragedy saying he only hoped they lost kids to an air disaster someday. Curt Queedy and Guy Barton discussed Turkey banning Twitter and at one point General Shaw thought the Prime Minister of Turkey was the same guy that “gave it to William Hayes in ‘Midnight Express’.” And the show ended with another Bobbie Dooley podcast, in which Steve morphs into “The Fly” and attacks Bobbie and Gene Wiffner.

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Episode #83: The New Phil Hendrie Show

Phil started the show talking about something he ate over the weekend and the effect it was having on his stomach. This naturally evolved into a discussion of Margaret’s Old Spice-smelling farts. Art Griego was scheduled to talk about Flight 370 but he received word that his daughter and “some bum” stole an airplane Art was servicing and flew it as far north as “that ranch with the restaurant off of I-5 that sells the blooming onion.” There, in some motel, they scored meth and snorted it off of the hood of the dealer’s truck. It turned out Art’s daughter turned both the “bum” and the dealer onto the meth, neither having tried it before. Herb Sewell commented on an oil spill in Galveston Bay, saying there need to be tighter rules regulating the “half-wits and unreconstructed nincompoops” that pilot ships through there.

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Episode #84: The New Phil Hendrie Show

Jeff Dowdder, a part time professor of mechanical physics and base jumper, talked with Phil about the guys that base jumped from the top of the new Freedom Tower in NYC back in September and who have just now been arrested for it. Dowdder said the freedom you feel with the wind flowing up your pant leg is what its all about. General Shaw countered by saying heaven help the man who is coming down in a parachute “feeling all free and breezy and he doesn’t notice a baby in a bassinet sucking on a bottle and looking in wonder at the world around him and this lover lands on top of the kid with a sickening squish sound!” Vernon Dozier thinks the Chinese have got some pair on them demanding all kinds of info from the Malaysians. Dozier sent two buddies of his who are down there on construction jobs into the press conference to ask the question “‘Scuse me, ‘scuse me. When are you bowl haircuts going to climb off everyone’s back.” Mavis Leonard reported on the Oscar Pistorius trial, telling Phil she’s been so unnerved by it she’s had nightmares about a guy with two Slinky’s for legs chasing her. She also sang a blues song about the Slinky called “Slinky on my trail.”

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Episode #85: The New Phil Hendrie Show

Bob Green discussed the “anal raping” he took buying Candy Crush Saga stock and also attempted to explain some coupon for “5 percent off at Frazier Foods in today’s Orange County Courier.” Bob said you had to cut out his picture but, please cut off the push broom he’s holding. It was supposed to be a feather duster. Dave Oliva was interviewed on the topic of drunk Secret Service people. “Hey, it happens,” said Dave. “It’s a high pressure job. I myself worked security for a band in Long Beach at Belmont Shores and so many dudes wanted to sleep with the chick lead singer I was like ‘no, no, a thousand times no.’ I wound up drinking apple-flavored Bacardi and spewing all over everyone backstage.” Frank Grey was called by Margaret to come on the show and defend her against Bob Green’s nasty comments. Frank said he beat Bob in a lawsuit and “we wound up bending her over and having our way with her, financially speaking.”

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Episode #86: The New Phil Hendrie Show

Dean Wheeler joined the program to talk about Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin, but before long it had degenerated into his screaming about the tree squirrels that have “harassed” him for months and his nephew Stevie showing up with a pellet gun and ready to aim as Dean gets a headfull of squirrel shit. Vernon Dozier came close to another stroke stressing about college football players unionizing. He talked about a young freshman quarterback at Belmar Academy that he’s bringing along as the kids father is, typically, being “a pain in the ass.” Vernon said the boy is a fine young man but because he’s 15 he’s automatically “dirty, crawling, slimy scum, a punk and a degenerate. But all kids are at that age” said Vernon. The Bobbie Dooley Podcast featured Bobbie kicking the shit out of not only Steve but announcer Gene Wiffner.

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Episode #87: The New Phil Hendrie Show

Phil introduced Nikki via Skype from the DC area. The crew talked about the continuing search for Malaysia Airlines 370. Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police was into his report when suddenly General Gaylen Shaw, angry for some reason, said he didn’t want to talk anymore to “this Mr. Santos from the Citizens Dick-suckery Police…” Bud Dickman ran afoul of Margaret Grey for remarking that someone was good at “putting asses in seats and, if you will, asses on faces.” Also The Stephen Colbert Report’s so-called offensive tweet was kicked around by Phil and Nikki. Some suit at Comedy Central tweeted some lame shit on the Colbert Report account and got Colbert in trouble, people thinking he was firing up a chapter of the anti-Chinese League. Margaret Grey let Nikki know the phrases that carry strong double entendre and that she’ll have “none of.” They are: “blow by blow”, “that’s a mouthful”, “lickity-split”, “he’s a handful”, “they were licked”, “I beat the spread.” There are others, but you get the idea. On the Bobbie Dooley Podcast, Bobbie demonstrates and also has a tape handy of the way she sounds when “Steve gives it to her good.” Backstage Pass members can download today’s Pre-Show, and if you no have no BSP then you get and you like.

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