Category: The World of Phil Hendrie Podcast

Phil talked about the sorry state of Raleigh, North Carolina, according to one of the listeners, and how it continues to sink further and further into a morass of mind-numbing dullness. Don Berman, channel 19 news anchor, discussed the CNN team of John Berman (no relation) and a rather large, female co-anchor and how it doesn’t come off well for Berman since he looks smaller and like he’s 12. General Gaylan Shaw walked us through the history of the very obvious bowl-haircuts worn by Korea’s leaders, Justin MacElroy broke a friends anonymity by naming him as a person who tried to hack into some security systems surrounding a civil disturbance over the weekend…..even though he kept trying not to…. and Art Griego talked about his part in trying to locate the Dolby brothers near Catalina in 1988 only to identify two department store mannequins, one wearing high heels.

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The Phil Hendrie Show this morning kicked off with Larry Grover bagging on Obama for “wasting time with the Boston Bostocks and their World Series when there are so many more important things going on.” The interview fell to new lows when Larry’s mother once again came on the line and initiated some sexual contact between herself and Larry…. Margaret Grey and Dean Wheeler tried to speak on behalf of Mississippi death row inmate Michelle Byrom, but couldn’t ever really pronounce her last name properly and didn’t know the method of capital punishment in the state, assuming they “just throw a rope over a tree branch…” Steve Bosell was crying about Mark Zuckerberg getting 3 billion dollars in stock options even as he watched the LA County fire guys flying over his property and bare-assing him for the second straight year.

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The show started with a discussion of the Chilean earthquake. Margaret Grey brought on her husband Frank to challenge General Shaw’s insolence, but all it did was bond the two men together against her “big bazoo” as Frank calls Margaret’s big mouth. General Shaw was also angry at what he saw as Malaysian incompetence. “I wanna go down there and knock their tiny little heads together.” Dr. Ron Tarner let it slip that he has remarried and he had a meltdown over the fact he now will not receive spousal support money from his ex-wife… And a bunch of other stuff too…

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Phil almost loses his shit at the beginning of the show worrying about whether the live feed is up. Then they clear the air about a joke Phil made concerning a “little man, a pixie fucking up the equipment overnight.” Turns out Margaret and Frank went to a costume party one night with Margaret dressed as Thomas Jefferson and Frank dressed as a pixie and once they got home Margaret tried to assault Frank from behind with a strap-on. They also had a discussion about how the police detective evolved, Phil explaining that there were “runners,” or guys that would, for a price, go and get something that had been stolen. The General and Bud couldn’t fathom anyone wanting to pay money to get their pig back. Jeff Dowdder memorialized Hobie Alter and talked about the “short sticks” that he uses, “The Waverly, Rip Teen, the Goon Stick and Goon Unlimited.” Phil then talked about the development of the Hobie Cat sailboat.

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Father James McQuarters was our in-studio visitor this morning. He discussed with us at one point exorcism and his encounter with a “kid that was faking it. I stood over him and began the incantations and so forth and the kid reached up, just like Linda Blair did in that G.D. movie, and grabbed a hold of my nut sack.” Dr. Jim Sadler discussed ‘body dysmorphia’ which is a condition people with anorexia have; that is seeing a body shape that isn’t there. At that moment a colleague of Dr. Sadler’s walked by and asked Sadler if he had “body dysmorphia of the dick.” Sadler, as usual, hung up with his feelings hurt. Margaret Grey joined Bobbie Dooley for the Bobbie Dooley Podcast and discussed the “demonism of some of the music that Phil plays.” They concluded that kids aren’t at risk, just the parents. Margaret in fact smoked a joint with Frank years ago in a parked car while listening to Venom and felt a phantom demon hand “crawling up my inner thigh to the crotch of my panty-girdle.”

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Rudy steps over the line with Margaret by giving her the La-La-La with an extra “Yeaaa” that sounds rude enough to prompt a call from Frank… Phil talks about featuring “Quicksand” with Mickey “Roo-NEE” (as Margaret pronounces it). Phil loses it with Bud and makes him cry. He has to apologize… The crew also thinks Mickey Rooney played one of the flying monkeys in “The Wizard of Oz.” Art Griego can’t remember the name of the Flight 370 recovery spokesman so decides to call him “Angus McGee.” He also loses his notes and starts reading from his wife’s grocery list. General Shaw is hard pressed to explain why a member of the Australian Navy, who was on the tube last night talking about Flight 370, would wear camouflage…. Margaret sees Kirstie Alley on a weight loss commercial and is stunned. “Look at her ass. I could cry for her.”

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Phil ranted about Facebook and the degenerates that use it… then Art Griego returned with more on the search for Malaysia Air 370 and the fact that he finally got the guy’s name right that’s running the search, Angus Houston, but was still losing his notes in his wife’s grocery list, at one point screaming “I’ll get your tampons when I’m done here” when the line suddenly went dead… Speaking of that, Margaret chalked up her ‘heavy flow’ as the reason she and Bobbie got into it while discussing a high school teacher’s suspension in Santa Monica for wrestling a student he thought was a threat to the floor. Clara Bingham and Pastor Rennick took opposite sides of the debate on a family rescued from their sailboat during a round the world trip because of a sick child…

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The pre-show today is well worth it as Phil tears media and Mr. and Mrs. America a brand new ass. On into the show there was discussion of new pings from the Indian Ocean as Art Griego stood on the runway in Santa Monica reporting. His boss, Bob Cumming had aircraft landing and taking off behind him “so it sounds like I’m actually in Perth, Australia.” Bud’s joke about May Pang’s family having been the main developers of the ping locator, thus missing the chance to call the company Pang’s Pings fell completely flat. Vernon Dozier commented on the “pussies” now working in politics and how guys like Vance McAllister need to just take it like men. “If its caught in the meat grinder then brother, just keep it in there and crank away.” Mavis Leonard talked with Margaret about not being sensitive to Robert and his rough background. “Robert was part of a street gang called the June Bugs. Not very bad ass.” Bobbie Dooley wound up dropping both Steve and Gene Wiffner, who thought when Bobbie said she didn’t want the sound effect of a shotgun “cocking and firing she meant she didn’t want cock.” Steve chimed in saying “there aren’t too many women who want it more” and that’s when Bobbie brought the pain.

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Speech impediments were the order of the day on this morning’s show. Another Phil Phlip Out as well, this time on what a bunch of stumble-bums they have at CNN and Fox on the handling of this school stabbing story. Phil said that they’re all making it worse and they all blow cow. Later on Art Griego gave his morning report on Malaysia Air Flight 370 while Phil was dealing with General Shaw’s voice cracking again and “squeaking out.” Jay Santos talked about the recovery of a kidnap victim by the elite FBI Hostage Rescue Team. Jay got excited about what he said was an operation where FBI people “swooped in and swooped up the guy and then swooped out again.” Meanwhile Jay almost strangled to death on his inability to pronounce the letter “L.” And Reverend Dave Castorini came on the show to talk about same sex marriage but because he apparently had not taken his Adderal his speech started to “Fudd,” or sound like Elmer Fudd.

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Phil saw a story that was headlined “Ape Escapes” and launches into a commentary on how monkeys are no longer cute, no longer festive. Monkeys are vicious and one should not “pet or rub a monkey.” Margaret saw that comment as clearly a sexual double entendre and got “a fellow female” on to comment on it, Debbie Daly, the only radio show host who is also hearing and speech impaired. (Debbie Daly’s “Daly’s Daily” show is heard on public radio stations across the country) Margaret, Phil, and the General tried to figure out if a “ping” was picked up or not yesterday. Margaret got frustrated and told everyone else in the studio to go knock on the gate to Devil Town where they’ll get “their hand singed.” Pings were discussed and the location of them and Phil tried to get on someone to demonstrate how sound carries underwater. They finally got a hold of Dean Wheeler who was taking a bath. But then couldn’t reach him back when he didn’t answer… The Bobbie Podcast covered this weekends “Spring Opening” and wound up breaking Gene Wiffner’s nose… Also the pre-show talks about when it is acceptable for white people to use the N word…

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