It’s the return of Bob Green Today, the show that features the thoughts, feelings, opinions and thoughts of Frazier Foods ceo Bob Green. Co-hosted by General Gaylen Shaw. Encore from April 9, 2018.

Guest Bob Green brings on Toronto Bugle writer Roger Pitchcock to talk about the source of Trump’s anger at Amazon’s Jeff Bezos. Bezos apparently has a much bigger penis than Trump has. Father James McQuarters, getting around Phil’s ban on guests using the bathtub while on-air, discusses spreading Catholicism into the more “hillbilly” areas of California. Encore show from April 3, 2018.

Ted Bell announces a new ad campaign: Ted’s 6 Things! He and Chef Chodillia roll it out but the ghost of ad campaigns past comes calling. Bob Green has a few in-store promotions that seem rather direct including: “You probably live in a toilet. Try Quick-Ease Paper Towels.”

Frank Grey talks about Bobo Lurchmer and how Frank almost managed Leonard Nimoy. Bob Green introduces the new Frazier Foods Club Card... he just can’t figure out how it makes him money. Larry Grover comments on Trump in Hanoi.

It’s “Bob Green Today” as the CEO of Frazier Foods does more Saturday Cinema damage control and takes calls from Marilyn Donnelly, Bobbie Dooley and Roy Biskey telling him to let it go.

Bobbie and Steve Dooley ask Phil to MC Steve’s annual Winter-tabular Tiki Dance. Bobbie talks about her tattoos. Bob Green causes controversy with his commentary on “Diary of a Nudist.” Pastor Rennick and Clara Bingham chastise him.

Bob Green is guest commentator and almost gets beaten to death by General Shaw for breathing and drooling on him....

Phil draws a new name, Jeff Kennedy, in the ongoing effort to giveaway 2 passes to our March 30 Race Day Bob Green, CEO of Frazier Foods, believes he has a great amount of sex appeal and challenges Chris Norton to prove he’s sexier. Ted Bell wraps us Super Bowl Sunday at the restaurant and finally tells his Trump/Mars story.

Phil draws another BSP name for a Day at the Races. Don Berman from channel 19 news reveals the New Years resolutions he’s already not keeping. Bob Green from Frazier Foods defends his “hair system.” And Larry Grover’s talks about the “babyism” of today’s media.

Phil explains why there were two days in a row of encore shows ... Bob Green talks about practicing his roundhouse kick. Art Greigo says climate change means it’s going to be tougher to fly and they’ll have to deal with passengers. Margaret Grey’s death in Miami. Bobbie Dooley is “lingering” on Melania Trumps and it isn’t that great looking.