Warren Benmen  in 1995 climbing a broadcast tower in Ogalala, NE. to change the bulb, one of the last he ever changed Tonight Doug Dannger, David G. Hall and Harvey Weirman discussed whether Doug should bring his act up to speed and instead of 'calling himself a gay man and gay journalist,' call himself a 'LGBT man and LGBT journalist.' Professor Emory Clayton was Phil's guest on the Paula Dean issue. Ms. Dean is alleged to have used the n-word while operating a restaurant. Clayton wanted to get a speech professor on to analyze the "plosive sound made by whites when they say 'boy' but instead Bud booked Warren Benmen, a man who has undergone speech therapy after falling from a broadcast tower and 'hitting every girder on the way down.  

Tonight Doug Dannger came on the show and talked with Phil and the crew about the movie "300" and the followup "300: Rise of an Empire" Bobbie Dooley and Margaret got into it over calling women barn-YARD animals if they wear lingerie Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police discussed fire safety. He and the other "sub-commanders" often sit out side houses waiting to see "if they blow up" and noting what strange things occur before the explosions like "a man running from the place, a bird, a flash or someone practicing the fluglehorn."  

Doug Dannger was on to discuss Jim Carrey's latest project, one that did not get off the ground. In the process he discussed Carrey's first, "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective" which Bob Green called in about, claiming it was originally "Ace Ventura: Pet Embalmer" and that his brother, Richard Green, wrote it.  Austin Amarca was also on saying Dannger hitting the "gay man and gay journalist" note was getting on his nerves Later it was Harvey Weirman discussing some legal issues but remembering the mental illness of his wife who used to look at him at dinner and say "It's your move. I'm standing here. It's your move." Dr. Jim Sadler called in to try and talk to Harvey about his issues but was driven from the air.

Joe Francis: "A real waste of 'straight.'" Mavis Leonard joined Phil to sing "Lobotomy Blues," an old blues song that "came up the LA river from Long Beach with the colored actors." The subject came up because they were talking about Amanda Bynes and Frances Farmer, two actors that seem to be ready for "the hammer and spike." Doug Dannger, gay man and gay journalist got into the Joe Francis story saying that Francis was 'a real waste of 'straight.' Also Doug revealed that as a gay man and gay journalist he'll only have sex with other gay journalists. "After them I'll have sex with women but only really beautiful ones and then after them gay guys who do anything for a living. Don Doogan, dog trainer, talked about a little Border Collie lost in the tornado that was reunited with his owner. Don said people need to understand dogs better. To that end Don dresses in costume and goes to peoples houses to put on a show about dogs. "Wearing women's clothes completely separates me from civilization. I wind up staggering around in the snow in high heels."

Dr. Jack Keppler a marine biologist spoke with Phil and his panel about a killer whale carcass that washed up on shore in New Zealand. As his train of thought became more bizarre, talking about 'robot whales,' for example, it gradually became clear he was in an assisted living facility and his daughter was there, who claimed the doctor was on board a research vessel when it was struck and sunk by a "giant octopus" off of South America in 1961 Doug Dannger, a gay man and a gay journalist, discussed the coming out last week of NBA player Jason Collins. Dannger said Collins came out "in a crisp and brisk fashion. Some guys waddle out of the closet, others sneak out looking to see if the coast is clear. But Collins coming out was rapid, fresh and brisk."