Phil was preparing for an audition, so there was no live show on the radio. We've got some comedy gold on the podcast from March 1, 2001. The first hour started off with Art Griego, followed by a rant by Phil. The second hour featured Jeff Dowder. He was on to give his stance on the recent quake. Jeff thinks that God sent the Seattle quake because he is angry that Starbucks is taking over the land and "raping" and "molesting" the bean. Chris Norton joined us in the third hour to talk about circumcision. Chris is uncircumcised and has been with 979 women. He claims that they all prefer an uncut member. "I have them bathe me and keep hand wipes in my car." Mavis wrapped up the show with her segment, "Interestin Tidbits."

Jeff Dowder along with Dr. Ron Tarner discussed an attack by Cossack militia on members of the Russian band Pussy Riot in Sochi Wednesday. Dowder even played traditional Russian dance music as an example of how the Cossacks "go into an attack, dancing off their horses and dancing into battle." Also key in recognizing the Cossack: The fur hat. Chris Norton and Larry Grover came on to debate the threat of another shoe bomber with Norton talking about footwear most likely to conceal "a 'splosive. Wash' out for Oss'ford shoes 'specially." Grover, at his mothers urging, asked Chris about the Rusty Pelican where Chris hangs with his friends. And Chris invited Larry to come by his "booth" Friday night to hang. We'll report on that. Money says Larry's grabs an STD for his trouble before the sun sees Monday morn'.

Phil talks with adult film producer Chris Norton about the real story behind Bob Costas' pink eye. And Margaret Grey remembers Plato's Retreat.

Don Berman discussed Jim McKay's great career at ABC while station manager L. Ron Martin used the loud espresso machine nearby, Chris Norton, adult film producer, revealed it was he who alerted NBC to Bob Costas' pink eye and the fact they needed to pull him off the air since it looked like he'd been having "butt sex." General Gaylen Shaw couldn't listen to Dr. Jim Sadler talk about Marius the giraffe because "it's like listening to Elmer Fudd."

Phil's on location shooting Marc Maron's show, so we've got some great Comedy Gold for you from January 1, 2002. Hour 1: Lloyd Bonafide is on from Happy Wanderers RV club to propose a new law that RVs don't have to use their turn signals anymore. Why? Because he is driving 10,000 lbs of Detroit lead. Also in hour 1 - David G Hall wants to interview Osama Bin Laden flashback. Phil discusses some recent Taliban news and RC makes a brief appearance to mispronounce Nostradamus. Hour 2: Margaret Gray discusses war correspondents and how Edgar R. Murrow was a pussy, degrades Connie "Me love you long time" Chung, but she knows about war because her lobster bisque was terrible. Margaret delivers the fantastic line "Try finding the last clean tampon in Grenada" then hangs up. Phil discusses Geraldo Rivera and all the actresses he has banged. A real life Raj Faneen Egyptian caller takes exception to Phil talking bad about Egypt. Hour 3: Chris Norton joins the show because he wants to be the first man to ever pose neud in Playboy. His idea is he could pose nude and demonstrate to men how to touch women properly because he is hot and knows how to handle hot babes. Chris delivers the fantastic line "This ain't mud trutle productions starring Ms. Bush Pig." Phil nearly loses it a few times delivering some great Chris Norton lines. Bob Green joins the show to discuss requesting local clubs dedicate 1 hour a night to let straight men only dance. Bob Green's justification? Straight women get Roe v Wade, straight men should get this.