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A member of Proud Atheists of America Carl Bodden joined Phil and his audience tonight to discuss his views. Carl claims to represent a fair number of atheists who are non-confrontational and wish no ill toward believers but feel Christians are "piling on." Carl asks why Christians need to have Christmas on a Sunday thus loading that day up with God and making it "painful" for atheists to endure. Plus A Phil Hendrie Christmas CarolCarl Bodden asks: "What's with Christmas always falling on a Sunday?"

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Chris Norton is angered that the famed nightclub Chippendale's won't hire him as a dancer because he's "too hot." Chris demands a "Chris Norton Night" at the club. From October 2000.
Monday, December 9, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Things kick off with Robert Green and “Christmas Courier” get's a big laugh that kids write letters to Santa asking for dialysis and the like. Pastor Rennick and his Christmas pageant. Jay Santos from the Citizens Auxiliary Police tries to talk about a ban on Christmas trees but cracks up...Phil (I mean Jay) can hardly get the story out! Hour 2: David G. Hall joins the program to talk about Christmas parties. He thinks people should get drunk at the parties so he can see your wife's breasts. Lloyd Bonified come on to say people with icicle lights on their houses are homosexuals. Hour 3: A guy with a Christmas Tree Lot says a green Christmas Trees are a horrific reminder of the dark ages. Phil rants about United Airlines.
Steve Bosell fears that published images of the oil slick in the Guulf will create a fear of some blob-type organism ready to make land. Steve was also scared into running to his bedroom and burying his head in a pillow when his daughter showed him a tar ball she found at the beach. David G. Hall and young Chris Norton visited Phil with David G. telling Phil Chris' story is inspiring and could attract a more Christian listener to Phil's show. Chris tells Phil he got his girlfriend pregnant but because his parents are religious...and will bank roll his adult film production house....he doesn't want her to get an abortion. Instead, he wants Phils listenjers to pray to God that his girlfriend miscarries. Phil tells David and Chris the whole thing sounds like a stunt to get business at the adult film production house because david probably has a piece of it...
Hour 1: Margaret Gray says Madonna would like to get married standing on Princess Diana's grave, and supports the idea. Phil closes talking about the show, the upcoming Museum of Radio & Television gig. Hour 2: Lloyd Bonafide thinks the TV show M*A*S*H is a discrace. Speaking as a Korean war veteran, Lloyd saw some of the same things when he was fighting in Korea. A guy that dressed in women's clothes like Klinger had his throat slit. There was also a guy that chased women and was drinking like Hawkeye and had his throat slit too. Hour 3: Attorney Harvey Wireman and his client Chris Norton are filing a lawsuit against a woman for disfiguring Chris. The woman, "Rusty Blaze" from a strip club that does a fire breathing act, gave Chris a private showing of the act in the alley behind the building. Her act is using rum to spit fire from her mouth, but during the private showing she burnt Chris' eyebrows. Chris now can't star in a porno movie because his pubic hair also was burned.

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"On the Fourth of July Chris will spank one cheek of any woman's ass hard enough to leave a red hand print if she pays five bucks." Show Log For Friday June 8, 2012Eric Eisenblatt, criminal defense attorney commented on a case involviong a father beating his son for not making a catch in baseball. the mans actions were videotaped by a neighbor and he was arrested. But Mr. Eisenblatt believed the man was not given the benefit of the doubt. "I don't know a lot about baseball," said Mr. Eisenblatt. "But when my daughter didn't get the home runs I told her to get I decided to show her what a clumsy fool she was. I'd either trip her or just pull her pants down in front of everyone. HaHa." Later 28 year old telemarketer and self-described good looking guy Chris Norton talked with Phil about his "Fifty Shades of Chris" promotion. On the Fourth of July Chris will spank one cheek of any woman's ass hard enough to leave a red hand print if she pays five bucks. "Women like having their ass cheeks painted," said Chris With Margaret Grey, Frank Grey and RC Collins
Chris Norton, founder of "Chris Norton Entertainment" joins the program to discuss and demonstrate his seductive dancing classes for men. As Chris proves over the phone, men can be sessy too... but first he wants to dance for the wifes to make sure they ap(0:04:20)
Chris Norton is angered that the famed nightclub Chippendale's won't hire him as a dancer because he's "too hot." Chris demands a "Chris Norton Night" at the club. From October 2000. Get ready world for The World of Phil Hendrie live and onstage...next stop, the Ontario Improv in Ontario, CA on Oct 29th....tickets on sale now!   Click here to listen now!
I am again a part of the Phil Hendrie Christmas Carol, the annual presentation of the Phil Hendrie radio show. And once again he has me playing the Ghost of Christmas Past. I really feel I have earned a larger part in the production. The obvious climactic scenes take place when Scrooge (or Dickman) makes amends for his ways and visits Bob Cratchit's house (pl;ayed by Phil Hendrie) I think the role of Mrs. Cratchit should be mine and not Margaret Greys. It's not a secret what I think of Grey but I think any objective view of the projerct would reveal Grey carving up the part of Mrs Cratchit. The high end snobbery that is Margaret comes oozing through. Now I know you might say, well Bobbie, you have money. Why are you the choice? I'll tell you why. Because I have more....wait....hold on............ Steve just showed me the script and it turns out the part of The Ghost of Christmas Past is more substantial.                      Me as the Ghost of Christmas Past That leads me then to this question? Why wasn't I told that being the Ghost of Christmas Past was a far more pivotal and important part? It's a ghost and not a person. A person is more memorable, right? But apparently I am now looking for the first time at two scripts, one with the Ghost part highlighted and one with the Cratchit part highlighted and the Ghost part is bigger. What I hate is having to reach these points of despair before I'm pulled from the edge by Steve who finally wakes up in time to give me some GOD DAMNED ANSWERS!! (door slam, car starts, tires peel out)
Hour 1: FIRST HALF. Maria Sanchez (studio appearance) and Phil Hendrie talk together about Christmas shopping, animal trophies. SECOND HALF. Phil talks about shopping at K-Mart 3 days before Christmas and nobody was there. Working on Christmas until his early 40s. Phil says shut the radio stations off on Christmas. Hour 2: Jay Santos on the Sacramento airplane suicide jump, saying young women have no reason to be depressed because they've got "pert breasts". He gives tickets to depressed women to give them an attitude adjustment and will want evidence of sexual intercourse. Phil closes about Maria's Christmas errands, getting over a cold. Hour 3: Jeff Dowder with the band Dark Horse says you want pretty young women in the front row, not a guy with a straw in his mouth sitting in a wheelchair. Phil closes talking about show souvenirs, plays flashback of RCA.
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