Wednesday, February 4, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Doug Dannger says that you won't tell him to his face that you disapprove of gay marriage. At 33m Doug makes a caller repeat her statement over and over repeatedly ad nauseum while Phil's ostensibly in the bathroom. Hour 3: Lloyd Bonafide is a Korean War vet who feels disrespected when someone thrusts their hand to stop an elevator door closing. It sends Lloyd into a "fight or flight" situation, and holds up his world. Treat your veterans with respect!.

Wednesday, January 21, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Brass Villanueva does not bus restaurant customers tables until they clean their plate, because he hates waste. Hour 3: Doug Dannger has the Top 10 list of influential country artists. Counting down: Sheryl Crow, Merle Haggard, The Dixie Chicks, Garth Brooks, Tammy Wynette, Willie Nelson, Shania Twain, Brooks & Dunn, Hank Williams, and #1 is Buck Owens/Dolly Parton. Callers criticize his picks and say many of them have barely made the country charts.

Monday, January 5, 2004 Hour 1: Doug Dannger says the movie Cold Mountain's treatment on slavery alludes to the plight of today's gays. Hour 2: Steve Bosell tossed his niece off a roof into a pile of snow just for fun, and she disappeared into the snow. He was inspired by Steve Irwin (the Crocodile Hunter) and Michael Jackson. He tested the drop 25 times with a Betsy Wetsy doll, and later on he saws the doll while talking to a caller. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Tuesday, October 21, 2003 Hour 1: Doug Dannger says if you're flying in coach, stay out of first class because you'll do more damage there than you'll know. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Wednesday, September 10, 2003 Hour 1: Doug Dannger with a new book Boy Did You Look Stupid criticizing Americans for being too weepy over 9-11, suggests comedy concerts for anniversary. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Bobbie Dooley on high school campus violence. Her son Seth was going around asking people to punch him in the stomach, and using that to find violence prone kids.

Wednesday, August 20, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Ann Coulter. Hour 3: Doug Dannger is writing a book called Tough Love. As a gay man he goes around, offensively criticizing normal families and describing how they're stupid. They consider what he has to say and sincerely thank him. Doug says it's because they're reaching out for honest criticism.

Tuesday, July 8, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Doug Dannger says that because he's a gay journalist he's not as likely to go postal at his workplace, and that's because he lets his anger out in little ways.

Wednesday, May 14, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Doug Dannger says Americans need to get on the ball and pay homage to American Idol. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Tuesday, February 18, 2003 Hour 1: Vernon Dozier is a pollster and says that people are lying on surveys about how they feel iin the post-9-11 world. The famous 9/11 survey. Hour 2: Doug Dannger talks about a new show called Joe Retard about a retarded man who won a multimillion dollar settlement -- how long will a group of potential bachelorettes be able to take it. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Thursday, January 9, 2003 Hour 1: Eric Hester is a Congressman who says there's absolutely nothing anyone can do about child abandonment, and going through Child Protective Services is just a bunch of red tape. Hour 2: Doug Dannger about a show called Sex Surprise, where large breasted women date a guy, then reveal that they actually had double mastectomies. Hour 3: Jay Santos and the citizens auxiliary police are intervening when they see a kid buying fast food, because they're concerned about the obesity epidemic. Flashback of 2003-01-08b RCA.