Bobbie Dooley guest hosts tonight and talks about having to keep your eye on a leprechaun lest he escape with his pot of gold. That's when Steve nicknames his penis "the leprechaun" and takes a beating for it. Father James McQuarters joins Bobbie as does Harvey Weirman, Ted Bell and Dr. Jim Sadler. Bobbie also tells the story of an Easter Sunday when LA County Sheriff were called to Western Estates to look into reports of a pagan-style, frenzied dance around a bonfire.

There was no videocast, as our TriCaster decided to quit on us. It should be fixed by showtime on Monday. This time Jay Santos comes on the show to discuss the safety of travel during the extreme weather both coasts have experienced. But he eventually gets around to demonstrating another dance....this one the "Twine" from Alvin Cash and the Crawlers "Twine Time." Ted Bell loses a hundred grand in the bit-coin craze and hasn't got it in him to celebrate his wife's birthday. He winds up being a huge bummer to all concerned....Phil explains to David G. Hall why the show is leaving the radio platform.

Phil was on the Man School videocast, so we've got some Comedy Gold on the radio from February 27, 2001. Ted Bell opened the show to discuss his recent marital problems. He answered his cell phone while his wife was giving him oral sex. She got pissed off, but Ted feels that he has been clear: He's Ted Bell and the cell phone stays on for business. The second hour started with Margaret Grey at Mardi Gras. Margaret got caught up in the moment and flashed her enhanced boobs. A nine year old boy saw and his grandparents complained. Margaret pushed her "media credentials" in the hotel manager's face and got to stay. Doug Danger wrapped up the show to talk about Matthew Perry in rehab. Doug thinks that Matt is a spokesman for his generation, carries the show "Friends", and deserves to get a pass for his drug use. As a gay man, Doug knows what the pressure is like.

Another night of Phil on location shooting Marc Maron's show, so we've got some more great Comedy Gold for you from January 2, 2002. Hour 1: Ted Bell joins Phil to discuss performance cars. Ted talks about his Jaguar Vanden Plas that his nephew got in and farted. His nephew, who Ted can't seem to remember the name of, has ruined the new car smell and the resale value is now 3000 dollars lower. Ted believes it was a willful act because his sister in law has always hated him. Hour 2: Bobbie and Steve Dooley are on to promote couples should go out and not stay home on New Years Eve and not stay home and watch Dick (Clark) because that makes you a loser. Bobbie wants to attract younger couples to buy in Western Estates and she will even risk drinking and driving to go out on New Years Eve. Bobbie's solution was to send out a memorandum to Western Estates homeowners to go out for at least 2 hours on New Years Eve. While Bobbie calls callers losers, Steve cant resist making dick jokes in the background. Phil then played a flashback with Alf who was a secret Santa to widows of WWII veterans. The caveat is he gives them a crisp $100 bill and expects sex. Hour 3: Phil talked about cars he has owned and takes calls about pieces of crap cars that listeners have owned in the past.

Ted Bell is in a legal battle with a very powerful group known only as "The Old Ladies." Located in Beverly Hills these women are the widows of men who in their day wielded considerable power and amassed significant wealth. And "The Old Ladies" are gunning for Ted because of his slogan 'we want to put our meat in your mouth." Harvey Weirman came on board as well representing "The Old Ladies" one of whom claimed that Ted invited her "to a dark, shuttered and padlocked restaurant" and proceeded to "slap his meat on a plate." The Old Ladies" have demanded exorbitant and humiliating damages!