Gay Weddings

Jay Santos says he stole a brides bouquet at a gay wedding because he believes they were polluting a heterosexual tradition. from October 2003.(0:18:41)

Background Checks for School Kids

Jay Santos thinks there should be background checks for school children before they are allowed to walk into a store and buy a gun. from KFI.(0:31:40)

Operation: Child

Jay Santos states that Al Quida was successful in attacking the US due to Americans being flabby, that's why he's taking money away from kids in fast food restaurants! from January [...]

Operation: Clearinghouse

Jay Santos has launched an operation to try and stop women's bachelorette parties because they have greatly affected the amount of nuns there are in the world. from May 2003.(0:24:46)

Y2knightmare Preparedness Kit

In anticipation of the Y2k bug, Jay Santos is recommending you keep $200 in cash, 10 gallons of water, a generator, and night soil buckets. from KFI.(0:45:13)

Sinister Treehouse

(A very early version of) Jay Santos discusses a property dispute he had with his neighbor concerning a treehouse that overlooked his property. from KFI.(0:39:49)

Lifetrack Computer

Jay Santos discusses Lifetrack, new software that keeps track of every piece of information that goes into your computer and downloads it onto a government computer. from KFI.(0:36:43)

Spank Bank Prevention

Jay Santos is asking men not to wear sunglasses at public pools and beaches because they might be looking lasciviously at underage girls in sexy bathing suits. from July 2005.(0:36:29)

CAP Basketball Follies

Jay Santos joins the program to talk about the "Citizens Auxiliary Police Basketball Follies," a comedy basketball team he has devised that performs at California high schools. [...]

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