Ted Bell sends his son off to school with a crisp $100 bill and instructions on how to "palm it" to his teacher as a "gratuity" for the good job she's doing!
Phil's special guests tonight were Art Griego, who had a hard time breathing after saying the word "vagina and Steve Bosell who got a [...]
Ted Bell is upset that when he purchased his season ticket the Dodgers didn't tell him one of their pivotal players is Jewish. Says Ted: "If this guy takes off Yom Kippur, the whole [...]
Ted Bell, feeling maligned and taken advantage of, ripped into Phil tonight for calling for some information and not offering to throw in a free [...]
Ted Bell lets his 10 year old daughter drive a Mercedes loaner he's too embarrassed to be seen in... and naturally the results are disastrous!
Phil, Margaret, Bud and Robert bring on Harvey Wireman who has a gig reading a book on tape. He's narrating "David Mambo's new one." (He means David Mamet) Ted [...]
Larry Grover came on the show bemoaning the lost chances of the Republican party and comparing the dashed expectations he had to a date with "the town slut [...]
Phil talked with a caller from the desert town of Palm Desert, California who wanted his ex-wife to continue storing his furniture even though she has [...]
Ted Bell from Ted's of Beverly Hills, in commenting on the statements of Chik-Fil-A CEO Dan Cathy, said that his restaurant was gay friendly and he would [...]
Ted bell tried to justify his lust for the Bear Pit woman on a second consecutive show and it didn't make any more sense tonight then it did Friday night. In [...]