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It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

Hour 1: Ted Bell of Ted's of Beverly Hills joins the show to discuss an assault by his wife after she tried to stick a finger up his “you know where.” (Almost like a Steve Bosell bit.) Phil closes by revealing he did the voice of Ted. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Bobbie Dooley says she got uterine cancer from a nasty bike at a workout center. Her story grows unbelievable. SECOND HALF. Phil takes calls, emphasizes they don't have any actors. Phil talks about porn actors doing news reports. Caller talks about Osama bin Laden. Hour 3: FIRST TWO THIRDS. Chris Norton with After Dark Escort Service, which allows unmarried women in their late 20's to get escorted. LAST THIRD. Phil talks to callers, the American idea of mens' fantasies, takes more calls, Phil hangs up on someone, says 'no talking about the show'.
Hour 1: Flashback of Straight Outta Chatsworth. Phil talks about his home being messy, does some flashbacks. Hour 2: Austin Amarka is a store Santa who promises kids absolutely anything they want and has no regrets. Phil closes by talking about Santa and presents. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Chris Norton wants to pose nude in Playboy showing men what to do when around sexy women. SECOND HALF. Phil talks about being invited to the Aspen Comedy Festival, and the fake 9-11 firefighter.
Hour 1: Chris Norton got fired for telling overweight women at his office they need to wear burkas until they lose some weight. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Margaret Gray cranks Phil by telling him that her son has smallpox. SECOND HALF. Phil talks to callers. Hour 3: Jay Santos says spreading Harry Potter excitement in a Judeo-Christian society might cause problems. Phil closes talking about Britney Spears and wild pigs.
Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley went into her friend Janice's house wearing a surgical mask because it smelled bad. Hour 2: Jay Santos with Operation Kringle. He is intercepting childrens letters to Santa Claus and destroying them in a microwave on the popcorn setting in case they are laced with anthrax. He is telling kids that Santa isn't real. Hour 3: Chris Norton is offering to give women some human contact by having sex with them. He charges women that look subpar, such as one breast bigger than the other.
Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley is fining homeowners in her HOA that are not flying a large enough flag. At 20:34 Phil lets caller Mindy off the hook mentioning he does all the voices. Phil says the last thing we need is hysterical people sending out e-mails. Phil talks to callers. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. RC Collins claims he saw Osama bin Laden at a Blockbuster in Van Nuys renting a movie and buying Jujubes. SECOND HALF. Phil comments on the 9/11 events, talks with callers about whether events should be canceled. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Chris Norton says women are not patriotic because his candlelight dinner NYPD fundraiser. He did get bids but the women were not good-looking enough. SECOND HALF. Flashback of 2001-03-21c CBI. Phil talks about synthetic rubber and 9/11 events.
Hour 1: FIRST HALF. Remote live at Jim Seal's Auto Farm in Barstow. SECOND HALF. Phil talks about remote kits, flying experiences. Bush living in Texas. Hour 2: Margaret Gray says women leave their kids in hot cars because they're overworked during the day and they want to get away from screaming kids. Phil closes talking about show the show runs, how many callers they put on the air, and they need just 3600 dumbbells a year to make it work. Hour 3: Chris Norton (at 05m after a BSP archive promotion) says he is the ideal human specimen to clone for stem cell research, and that he has godly powers over any clones produced. Phil closes mentioning the website poll, does a flashback of 2001-08-03 hour one.
RC Collins kicked off the show tonight to talk about boy bands. He thinks that they are the hottest thing with boys age 13-18. The harder bands got nothin' on the Backstreet Boys, N'Sync, etc. Bud Dickman and David G. Hall closed out the first hour to get Phil's take on the news. Bud plays the "Snore-o-meter" which is cricket sound effects. Chris Norton joined us in the second hour to tell the audience that he's taking out ads that offer a date with Chris for Chandra Levy if she comes out of hiding. He wants to take her to the Olive Garden and Applebees, and then have some great sex. Steve Bosell closed the show with a single call from a non-fan.
Chris Norton kicked off the show tonight to tell us his secret of getting out of speeding tickets. Chris says that he intimidates cops with his '86 IROC and tattoos. Cops target him because his car is faster and he has chicks giving him head. In the second hour Phil went on a rant about going on the Disney Cruise, Orlando, and the Caribbean. Roland Schwinn joined us in the third hour. He says that parents are killing kids in the summertime because they are jealous of success, or if they fail, they feel like being taken for a ride. In summer kids are home in the parents' faces for three months.
Chris Norton kicked off the show tonight o tell guys that they need to play hard to get with women. They've gotta stop trying to hard. Chris puked on the table during a date, busted ass while making out, and called phone sex hotlines with her phone and she loved him for it! Phil then went on a rant about Fear Factor. Bud said that he fears putting his nose up Rush Limbaugh's butt crack. Harvey came on to say that he saw Phil's N.Y. Times article and now he's peeing blood. And then Phil ranted about sponsors on the show vs freedom of speech. Dr. Alvin Kooper wrapped up the second hour with "Mental Health on Parade". Eric Clapton had a baby and will probably write another ballad. Bobbie came on in the third hour to say that condom ads are bad because condoms are gross. Bobbie teaches the "pull out" method of birth control. She forbids her sons from using condoms.
Phil took Friday off for "Pearl Harbor" movie day. The first hour featured Jay Santos from April 27, 2001; the "siphoning gas" bit. The second hour featured Jeff Dowder from April 23, 2001. The third hour featured Chris Norton from May 3, 2001.
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