Phil recapped more of the election with the crew...Margaret once again got into a problem with Bud but this time excused herself to "go to the toilet" rather than chase him outside and put the toe of a high heel into his "scrotilia." Phil also talked with Lions announcer Jack Eigagder about his attack on team owner Edna Gerber and her son Touch. "It was consensual" Jack claimed... Hour Two....Jay Santos on the firing range with the CAP.....Hour Three...Reverend David Castorini thinks the zoo ape exhibit is an insult to God's law.

Justin McElroy and his junior class student prefecture adviser Mr. Model were on the show. It seems Mr. Model bought Facebook stock too early and after it tanked Justin made a crude comment to the man at school in front of others to the effect that Mr Model would want to "get it ready for facebook" while handing him a jar of Vaseline from his gym bag.. Rudy Canosa and Jay Santos talked about a Republican candidate for the US Senate from Indiana who said a child resulting from an act of rape "was intended by God." Rudy said the only thing intended by God was the woman...the pregnancy for him would be a torture chamber. Jay Santos said that what Rudy proposed was right out of the "Valachi Papers....ain't that about Argentina?" Phil tried to talk about a type of Scotch whiskey that is made from barley smoked in a peat fire but Bud said he suspicious of anything smoked and then Margaret asked what THAT meant and finally Frank came on and talked about how he mistakenly subscribed to "Pole Smoke Weekly" and then Margaret finally got it....all to Phil's utter bemusement.

Phil discussed the debris heading toward the California coast from the Japanese tsunami while Robert and Bud specuulated as to why certain things wash up on Hawaiiin shores ("A food container would but a bus is too big." ??) Margaret blamed the United States for the tsuami debris because we "shouold have known it would happen and warned the Japanese to tie their boats up better." Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police told Phil that the CAP was going to freeze Libyan assets. How? By basically mugging any Libyan diplomat they see walking down the street. "How much you got on you?" Margaret Grey, in a tour de force, closed the show with "Cay Sera Sera", "Paranoid" backed by Frank Grey's band Frank's Way and "Highway to Hell."

It was Jim "Happy" Fine joining the show in the first hour to discuss California's Salton Sea and complaints of an "odor" coming of of it lately because of dead fish. Mr. Fine went on to recount the tale of a "Lake Thing" or some type of creature that "consumed" his friend Dave Dickson, a man that "gave himself over" to the thing as a suicidal act of environmental support... Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police joined the show to tell how he tried to keep people from scooping up money thrown into the steets of LA today by bank robbers.... Warren Benmen called the show to take exception to Phil saying Florida as a state smells as bad any other. Warren said Phil was taking a pot shot but was barely understandable given his brain injury from falling off a broadcast tower.

The Todd Akin flap....saying there was such a thing as 'legitimate rape'....got Jay Santos talking about 'Operation Oversight," another light bulb of an idea from Major Elvis Newton whereby Jay and the sub-commanders canvas the area for ill-considered talk about Rep. Akin and his 'misstatement.' Margaret Grey joined the conversation and tried to talk about the night she put her ****** up Frank's *** and he cried like a *****. Larry Grover also weighed in, talking about seeing his wife greasing up the handle of a hair brush and him running from the room and hiding in the rain all night......