Nuts? Maybe...... Tonight, as Matt honeymoons with his bride, we rolled a show from February. It's Phil talking with Doug Dannger and Steve Bosell about a new video series called 'Baby Done Gone Wild." Wait'lll you hear this bit of kookiness as Bosell floats a theory about "the natural instinct of babies to battle each other" and "the discovery of 4000 year old baby fossils that seem to indicate a 4 day battle between babies involving chariots and armor." Also Phil talked with Ted Bell about football salary caps and a female kicker trying out with the New York Jets. But Ted's real topic of discussion was concerning how he was not being taken seriously as a sports reporter. When conversation swung around to how much a Ted cost at his restaurant, Ted blurted out "When Seth McFarland used to sell his ass down on Wilshire for the price of a Ted, his ass was worth exactly $9.95." Bobbie Dooley discussed Joan Rivers controversial joke about the Holocaust and Hiedi Klum's dress. Bobbie said that she and Steve used to be insensitive to the Holocaust as well "until we tried eating that box lunch on the way to Oktoberfest and suddenly felt ill." Bunch of other baloney....

Zombie on your six Steve Bosell is filing a class action lawsuit against talk radio for "fomenting violence, ill will and a threat to pubic safety" although Steve didn't know the term "class action" and instead wanted to file " a big ol' hanging, fat lawsuit." And THAT offended his attorney, the very fat Dolores Blasingame until she figured out what he was saying. Don Micksa, engineering professor at the University of Washington, discussed "The Walking Dead" and its success. Don's air force experience came into play when he kept bringing up having "a zombie coming at you at one o'clock." And lots of other foolishness....

Ted's View   Ted Bell was rushed to an area hospital after suffering an asthma attack midway through Sundays Denver-Dallas football game. Steve Bosell carried Bell outside the broadcast center, laid him on the ground and then went back inside to call the game. Bell lay there on his back for 90 minutes with beer and ice cream being spilled on his face. His only break came when a woman wearing a skirt with no underwear stepped over him a half a dozen times. "Unfortunately I was too weak to move but I'm grateful," said Bell

April Jr.? Tonight Larry Grover admits to an unfortunate douible date with Jack Armstrong, Jacks girlfriend and Larry's date for the night, Wendy Davis...a current liberal candidate for governor of Texas. The phrase "what do I gotta do to get laid" was heard that night as Larry sat forlornely on the floor and Wendy told her girlfriend thweyneeded to get going... Bob Bakian reported from the Capitol on todays evens and Steve Bosell worried that it was his daughter April Jr., in DC on a field trip, who got chased by cops near the Capitol...... Don Micksa, a security consultant weighed in......

Phil commented on Kanye West's Twitter outburst against Jimmy Kimmel including the picture above.. General Gaylen Shaw spoke with Phil about why Americans can't seem to get it together to move the country forward. His opinion is we just can't accept a black man as capable of being preisdent. Period. Steve Bosell, who does part time stand-up comedy, commented on the case of a comic in DC punching out a writer for the Daily Beast who was tweeting shots about the guys act while he was on....Tonights show also featured Ted Bell looking at the football weekend ahead and David G. Hall forcing Phil to sing "we want to put our meat in your mouth" rather than say it because its not obscene that way.

                    A black guy's closet....but he ain't in it right now Tonight Dr. Ron Tarner and Dr. Jim Sadler try and explain some delicate question regarding human nature and wind up being brutally sidetracked by the panel...Doug Dannger comes on to talk Emmy's and whether or not a black person can "go in the closet..." And Ted Bell and Steve Bosell recap the weekends football action including their analysis of the Colt-49er game they broadcast and destroyed.....