Vernon Dozier gave us some behind the scenes from the BCS title game. When the camera isn't on a coach like Nick Saban, whose team is winning by 35 points, the coach is usually "in the stands playing grab ass, having a bottle of suds or eating barbecue." Chris Norton, a 28 year old telemarketer from Hermosa Beach, CA, the owner of "Norton 'Splodes Enner'tainmen" and an aspiring "adult film producer" talked to Phil about psychopaths that prey on single women in the Southern California bar scene. Chris explained that when he and his friends Guy Babcock, Jeff Velour, and Steve Bodine walk in they "chase the psychos out of there because all the women are more attracted to us."  Jeff Dowdder also made an appearance to prove to people how similar to Chris Norton's voice his voice is after Norton hung up on Phil for calling him 'Jeff' too many times.

Steve Bosell and Jay Santos talked about a potential lawsuit against the Mexican government for their endless promotion of Mayan civilization. And while Steve and Jay didn't believe the end was near they did develop what they called a subconscious "residual," an involuntary glitch in speech or physical manner betraying anxiety over the topic. Bud milked the whole "Stand By Your Mayan" joke... Dr. Ron Tarner and Vernon Dozier discussed the advances of ancient civilizations with Vernon saying they were overrated. Modern day people slavishly praise older civilizations as "wise" because "we need our MA-MA's. " Dr. Tarner meanwhile was fixated on what he called Dr. Stephen Hawking's bad taste Polish jokes... Maragert Grey talked about the Mayan calender actually denoting the beginning of a new epoch in human history, much like the "Age of Aquarius" Frank Grey came on and bemoaned the fact he had a chance to invest in the musical "Hair" all those years ago and turned it down. Margaret then sang "Age of Aquarius" with husband Frank cheering her on.

Vernon Dozier exhibited signs of being possessed by Gwylick, who according to Father James McQuarters, is one of Lucifer's demons but "an idiot." Vernon was therefore briefly possessed by a "dumbass demon." Father McQuarters claims to have seen this type of thing before. A man in New York City was possessed by Gwylick and while tied to a bed and spitting up guacamole he said things like "your sisters underwear is under my bed" and "go get me some Swizzlers..."  Larry Grover was angry about what he sees as the "kid glove treatment" President Obama is getting over Sandy while Bush got reamed on Katrina..... We ran out of time and Phil was too bored with the topic so Larry was told 'maybe some other time' and the hour ended with him sobbing into the phone... Jeff Dowdder talked with Phil about the Nirvana "reunion" with Paul McCartney and how Courtney Love, Kurt Cobain's widow, did not approve of McCartney's inclusdion. Dowdder told Phil it's hard to say no to a Beatle and even did a bit of psychodrama with Phil, playing the part of McCartney, while Phil played the part of Dave Grohl... Finally, space talk..a discussion of what our heads would look like if we have to breath ethane instead of oxygen. Bud voted for "a barbecue."