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Jay Santos and the C.A.P. are out in full force telling people that if they receive money for their birthdays with any type of writing on it that they should roll it up and smoke it like a joint.(0:03:11)
Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police warns of their upcoming crackdown on videotape piracy. from June 1999.(0:29:18)
Before Jay Santos joined the Citizens Auxiliary Police, he worked security at a department store. He's saved security tapes of patrons in dressing rooms... changing clothes, and engaging in other 'abhorrent behavior'. from April 1997.(0:14:05)
Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police has some strong suspicions about a mother who "accidentally" dropped her infant from a suspension bridge. from September 1999.(0:35:28)
Jay Santos and the C.A.P. are combing the malls and making sure that young ladies aren't buying slutty clothes for the approaching school year. from August 2003.(0:30:13)
Citizens Auxillary Police rep Jay santos believes that people shouldn't drive SUV's unless they plan to go offroad. from January 2002.(0:01:27)
Brett Favre, Jenn  Sterger nude pics scandal fodder for David Letterman, Jay Leno, Phil Hendrie  (photos link)  Comics are not cutting Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre any slack over the scandal involving him allegedly sending photos of his penis to Jets employee Jenn Sterger.  This week, David Letterman, Jay Leno and Phil Hendrie have all weighed in on the scandal.    Click here for a previous article on the scandal that includes the incriminating cell phone photo that allegedly shows Brett Favre naked from the waist down.   But be cautioned, it is not suitable viewing for work.  The photo was incorporated into a video from the Web site DeadSpin.com.   The site paid for the photos.    The scandal made David Letterman’s top ten list.  Here is the list:    10. Part of my audition for ‘Jackass 3D’ 9. Uhhh, I was dehydrated 8. An Autograph seemed so impersonal 7. Too many concussions 6. Meant to send it to Commissioner Goodell 5. No habla ingles 4. Offensive line let me down 3. Don’t blame me, I voted for Kucinich 2. If I can’t text inappropriate photos then the terrorists have won 1. Thought the cell phone was gum.   Jay Leno quipped  “Evidently Brett Favre sent pictures of his genitals to a female reporter, but you cannot convict a man on circumcision evidence.”   National radio talk show host Phil Hendrie took on the Brett Favre/Jenn Sterger scandal for an hour on Friday night and again for an hour on Monday night.    On Monday, Hendrie’s  regular pseudo guest Larry Grover of Conservatives of Kern County, insisted to incredulous callers that it is a regular occurrence for men to send photos of their penis to women.    “There isn’t a man listening right now who hasn’t done this,”  Grover insisted.    He explained that it is a normal part of the process of getting to know a women.     “If you expect to get any further down the road, you had better send a picture of it,” said Grover.    Grover called it “humorous interplay” and insisted that when a woman gives a man her cell phone number she should expect to be sent a photo of the man’s penis.    Grover asked a woman caller, “How many penises have you seen on your cell phone?”     The caller said she had seen one from a former boyfriend but insisted that that was part of the reason she was no longer seeing him.    As previously reported, on Friday, one of Hendrie’s other regular “guests,” Pastor William Rennick of the Joyful Union Congregation in Bellflower , California, insisted that the media wasn’t being fair by being so harsh on Tiger Woods while giving Brett Favre a break.      Pastor Rennick told a caller, “He sent a picture of a white penis, that’s OK but if he sent a picture of a black penis, then Katy bar the door.”    Jay Leno can be seen locally in the San Francisco Bay Area on KNTV weekdays at 11:35 pm.  David Letterman can be seen at the same time on KPIX.  Phil Hendrie's show is broadcast on KNEW 910 AM 10 p.m. - 1 a.m. weekdays. 
Brett Favre, Jenn  Sterger nude pics scandal fodder for David Letterman, Jay Leno, Phil Hendrie  (photos link)  Comics are not cutting Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre any slack over the scandal involving him allegedly sending photos of his penis to Jets employee Jenn Sterger.  This week, David Letterman, Jay Leno and Phil Hendrie have all weighed in on the scandal.    Click here for a previous article on the scandal that includes the incriminating cell phone photo that allegedly shows Brett Favre naked from the waist down.   But be cautioned, it is not suitable viewing for work.  The photo was incorporated into a video from the Web site DeadSpin.com.   The site paid for the photos.    The scandal made David Letterman’s top ten list.  Here is the list:  The video is on the left.   10. Part of my audition for ‘Jackass 3D’ 9. Uhhh, I was dehydrated 8. An Autograph seemed so impersonal 7. Too many concussions 6. Meant to send it to Commissioner Goodell 5. No habla ingles 4. Offensive line let me down 3. Don’t blame me, I voted for Kucinich 2. If I can’t text inappropriate photos then the terrorists have won 1. Thought the cell phone was gum.   Jay Leno quipped  “Evidently Brett Favre sent pictures of his genitals to a female reporter, but you cannot convict a man on circumcision evidence.”   National radio talk show host Phil Hendrie took on the Brett Favre/Jenn Sterger scandal for an hour on Friday night and again for an hour on Monday night.    On Monday, Hendrie’s  regular pseudo guest Larry Grover of Conservatives of Kern County, insisted to incredulous callers that it is a regular occurrence for men to send photos of their penis to women.    “There isn’t a man listening right now who hasn’t done this,”  Grover insisted.    He explained that it is a normal part of the process of getting to know a women.     “If you expect to get any further down the road, you had better send a picture of it,” said Grover.    Grover called it “humorous interplay” and insisted that when a woman gives a man her cell phone number she should expect to be sent a photo of the man’s penis.    Grover asked a woman caller, “How many penises have you seen on your cell phone?”     The caller said she had seen one from a former boyfriend but insisted that that was part of the reason she was no longer seeing him.    As previously reported, on Friday, one of Hendrie’s other regular “guests,” Pastor William Rennick of the Joyful Union Congregation in Bellflower , California, insisted that the media wasn’t being fair by being so harsh on Tiger Woods while giving Brett Favre a break.      Pastor Rennick told a caller, “He sent a picture of a white penis, that’s OK but if he sent a picture of a black penis, then Katy bar the door.”    Jay Leno can be seen locally in the San Francisco Bay Area on KNTV weekdays at 11:35 pm.  David Letterman can be seen at the same time on KPIX.  Phil Hendrie's show is broadcast on KNEW 910 AM 10 p.m. - 1 a.m. weekdays. 

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On today's podcast, Phil announced that the show might be recorded later in the day, so live listeners will need to stay tuned for that new time. The show started with the panel discussing the weekend's festivities, including Margaret and Frank's trip to the Santa Monica Art Library. And then the gang discussed TV commercials, with Phil laying into Geico for their awful commercial campaign. Then Brad Rifkin chimed in with his professional opinion on Matthew McConaughey's recent Lincoln commercial. In the General's words, "the guy's out there lookin' to score some dope." And Jay Santos came on to shamelessly plug his new Citizens Auxiliary Police t-shirt. Brad thought of a tagline for Jay's new shirt: "so good I wouldn't wipe with it." Jack Armstrong wrapped things up by discussing the NFL games from the past weekend.   Click here to listen now!

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Tonight, Dr. Ron Tarner told Phil and his audience that if it came down to saving a students life or saving his career, the student goes down for the count. Anything that can be percieved as sexual assault or harassment he stays away from. So when Phil told him about a high school student who who put alligator clips on his nipples and had someone plug them into a wall socket resulting in the boy suffering serious injury, Tarner said he wouldn't go near that situation. "The alligator clips sound sexual. Same reason why I won't stop a kid who's dropped his pants to light a fart. People will think I'm joining in." Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxilliary Police joined Phil the next hour and told Phil that if they outlaw smoking in multi-family dwellings, he and his "sub-commanders" have the Constitutional right to enter those dwellings and "put our nose to peoples clothing and fingers" to determine if they've been smoking." Afterall, says Jay, they are smokers and no one cares about the rights of smokers.
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