Dr. Ron Tarner of the Mountain Meadow Observatory in Colorado talked with Phil about the "neighborhood watch vigilante" in his neighborhood who has "his nose shoved up everyone's business." In order to force a confrontation Tarner and his fiance and his friend "Dr. Melton" stripped and puttered around Tarner's yard stark naked waiting for the neighborhood watch guy to say something.A type of French nudist Dr. Tarner wanted to emulate Steve Bosell, excited about an upcoming Kiss and Motley Crue tour, went looking for his old Crue and Kiss t-shirts that he got as a teenager. They were gone. His wife April had "given them or sold them to...a Mexican." Steve is questioned by aspiring LAPD officer and hispanic male Dave Oliva Also featuring tonight Jay Santos, David G. Hall, Vernon Dozier and Mrs Grover, Larry's mom

From Radio Ink: PHIL HENDRIE ADDS PANDORA TO DISTRIBUTION PLATFORM Some of Phil Hendrie's character bits will now appear on Pandora. A collection of comedy bits featuring Jay Santos, Chris Norton, Bobbie Dooley, David G. Hall and Ted Bell that will be available on Pandora. He joins Premiere's Bob & Tom, Steve Harvey’s Nephew Tommy and The Jerky Boys, all of whom rotate in the user-created “Phil Hendrie Radio” station. Hendrie’s tracks will also come up on user-created stations for morning radio artists, comics and political satirists.

Tonight Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police ran down why the CAP is better than your average bunch of redneck cops....and Margaret Grey chastised both Phil and James Cameron for their egos, lack of historical knowledge and sexism..The ego of James Cameron knows no bounds, says Margaret Grey Last hour caller Roy tells Phil about the time he took the Cayman Island submarine ride and panicked, holding a knife to a woman's throat until they emergency surfaced

Tonights show featured Ted Bell explaining that Wall Street is really a bunch of retired people and people with disabilities who are stockholders of various companies and want the price to stay high. They don't care whether you get fired and thrown in the street or not as long as they are making mon-eee! "I'd like to kick in one of these faces of Meth until the face looks better," says Jay Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police commented on a video showing a woman being struck by a police officer aboard a commuter train. "People need to understand that you need to show a police officer respect. Stand up straight, don't chew gum, don't have your hands in your pockets and don't give us no code talk like 'Wow, you know where I can get a piled pork sandwich?' We know what that's about," said Jay.