Tonight, Dr. Ron Tarner told Phil and his audience that if it came down to saving a students life or saving his career, the student goes down for the count. Anything that can be percieved as sexual assault or harassment he stays away from. So when Phil told him about a high school student who who put alligator clips on his nipples and had someone plug them into a wall socket resulting in the boy suffering serious injury, Tarner said he wouldn't go near that situation. "The alligator clips sound sexual. Same reason why I won't stop a kid who's dropped his pants to light a fart. People will think I'm joining in." Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxilliary Police joined Phil the next hour and told Phil that if they outlaw smoking in multi-family dwellings, he and his "sub-commanders" have the Constitutional right to enter those dwellings and "put our nose to peoples clothing and fingers" to determine if they've been smoking." Afterall, says Jay, they are smokers and no one cares about the rights of smokers.

Pastor William Rennick was Phil's very special guest as he talked about whether stay-at-home mom's do actual work or are more self-employed and this can knock off anytime they want. Pasor rennick contended that stay-at-homemom's have it easier than women who work in a job because they can "take a break, let the baby sit there in a diaper full of doo and have a nougat." The pastor also said that if a stay-at-home mom got sick to death of it "she could lift the kid above her head like a soccer ball and pitch it off a bridge."Did this also happen to Debbie Daley as a child? Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police had safety tips for surviving a tornando "based on many hours of sitting relaxed and watching film of tornadoes" Jay concluded that if you see a tornado "don't do anything. There's a fifty-fifty chance it'll blow right by you." Debbie Daley, the world's only hearing-impaired radio host, came on to tell Phil that, as a child, she survived a tornando the same way Judy Garland did in the Wizard of Oz; it picked up a house and then dropped it with her in it.

Phil and Jay Santos discuss the George Zimmerman pictures showing Zimmerman beat up and what constitutes the proper use of deadly force. Jay said he saw a face like that once....his own, after hassling some people in line to see "A Team."  Bud and Robert talked about the various zombie films with Phil and whether or not any "choir members" were seen as zombies. After all, according the Bud, choir members dress like dead people...Was the zombie on the left wearing a choir gown? Margaret vigorously defended Bob Costas' statements about gun control as Phil charcaterized Costas as a narcissist. Frank Grey weighed in on Costas. "I knew her briefly in New York," he said.

Tonight Brass Villenuava of Los Malos, an "empowerment" organization for "young Latin males" argued for government assistance to the Oakland Raiders because "it's the only team that the Mexican community has. The Raiders have been bad for so long I may not want to live here anymore." Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police was concerned about a class action lawsuit against the Florida Highway Patrol for ticketing a man who blinked his brights to warn other motorists about the presence of police. Jay: "These kinds of guys are real chump change. They prolly' had a run in with police once that really hurt their feelings and now they're trying too get back at 'em like real chump change."

Tonight Vernon Dozier, high school football coach, gave Phil and his listeners an earful about whether ambulances should be allowed on a newly installed, expensive, good-drainage football field worth, stadium included, $300,000. Yes there's a kid with a concussion but...... Then find out what Jay Santos proposes when it comes to "pat-downs" at airports. How is it Jay is able to conduct a pat-down, where women have their pants "half-way down their hips" and not have one complaint? Listen.......