"Man I can't wait"   Tonight we had Jay Santos and General Gaylen Shaw commenting on two special forces operations over the weekend...a Delta commando raid in Libyia and a SEAL Team 6 mission in Somallia. Jay claimed that SEAL communications code includes words like "tight," "loose" and "lube." Dr. Ron Tarner talked with Phil and the crew about the fossil of an ancient primate that may be the oft-spoken of missing link. An artists rendering shows the animal with a smile on its face as if, according to Dr. Tarner, its saying "when I come down out of these trees and hit the plains below there are gonna be some changes around here..."

 Raj's son Todd was angry at his dad for taking him to a rotten American football game Vernon Dozier and Raj Feneen debated not just Syria but 'the way of the camel' versus 'the way of International Harvester...' Meanwhile Raj claims his son Todd wept and bitterly complained that he was put through something horrible by seeing the Chargers get waxed at home against Houston last week  Lloyd Bonafide talked with Phil about a camping/fishing trip he was on in the Angeles National Forest that ended with him single-handedly putting out a growing brush fire started by Lloyd and his friends smoking weed and flipping the roaches into the dry grass....Jay Santos called later to tell Phil and Lloyd that the area where the fire had been was gradually "repopulating" with wildlife...not naturally but because Jay bought some squirrels and was now transporting them there...

Steve Bosell and Jay Santos talked about a potential lawsuit against the Mexican government for their endless promotion of Mayan civilization. And while Steve and Jay didn't believe the end was near they did develop what they called a subconscious "residual," an involuntary glitch in speech or physical manner betraying anxiety over the topic.                                    Mayan Bud milked the whole "Stand By Your Mayan" joke... Dr. Ron Tarner and Vernon Dozier discussed the advances of ancient civilizations with Vernon saying they were overrated. Modern day people slavishly praise older civilizations as "wise" because "we need our MA-MA's. " Dr. Tarner meanwhile was fixated on what he called Dr. Stephen Hawking's bad taste Polish jokes... Maragert Grey talked about the Mayan calender actually denoting the beginning of a new epoch in human history, much like the "Age of Aquarius" Frank Grey came on and bemoaned the fact he had a chance to invest in the musical "Hair" all those years ago and turned it down. Margaret then sang "Age of Aquarius" with husband Frank cheering her on.