Tuesday, August 24, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Margaret Gray talks about how Bush's reporter preference extends to the buffet line. Hour 3: Vernon Dozier says Olympic volleyball is an attempt to shove California culture down everyone's throats. He HATES beach volleyball.

Monday, January 12, 2004 Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley thinks there should be a baby make-over program to deal with ugly babies. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Tuesday, January 6, 2004 Hour 1: Bob Green claims that the British monarchy killed off Lady Di to protect Arabs from usurping the throne. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.