Monday, July 29, 2002 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Ted Bell invites people to come down to his steak restaurant and eat grilled steak made possible by the charcoal that the trapped coal miners produced. Callers are outraged he's trying to make a buck off their tragedy. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Tuesday, August 27, 2002 Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley is doing "Princess Diana: My Heart Will Go On", a one-woman show, for various middle schools. It shows Diana with a steering wheel coming out of her chest. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Phil talks about skimpy wear in beach volleyball, watching tennis players underskirts as a kid. Bud Dickman's Brain Teasers. SECOND HALF. Phil wonders about killers mental diseases. Flashback of 2002-08-26c. Hour 3: Ted Bell is having a 9-11 anniversary fundraiser for charity, but lets on that it will be going to the construction of a tennis court.

Tuesday, September 10, 2002 Hour 1: RC Collins wants women to receive special attention on 9-11 because they are probably afraid. He says women under 22 are filet mignon, 22 to 30 are sirloin, and 30 plus are flank steak or stew meat. Harvey Wireman forces RC Collins to kiss the gunner's daughter and describes the process in detail. Caller Julia is worried about the punishment. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley thinks it's ridiculous that the country is under any danger on the 1-year anniversary of 9-11 so they're going to kick back and have one big laugh. Hour 3: Ted Bell is having a 9-11 anniversary fundraiser for charity, but lets on that it will be going to the construction of a tennis court.

Friday, September 27, 2002 Hour 1: LIVE SHOW. Steve Bosell thinks there's something wrong with the Irish gene that incites people to violence. cites the Fighting Irish and his tantrum where he stabbed a Lucky Charms box. Hour 2: LIVE SHOW. Ted Bell is honoring charity gift certificates for 9-11 but wants his name and his restaurant on the World Trade Center memorial, along with the children's menu and the phone number. Towards the end, during his jingle, he says, "You can all go straight to hell!" Hour 3: LIVE SHOW. Bobbie Dooley is snowboarding with her sons because it makes them young and cool -- she also knocked down a deaf skiier because she didn't get out of the way.

Friday, October 18, 2002 Show Log by Professor Paul DintinoHour 1: Ted Bell announces his new restaurant in the Washington D.C. area but nobody is showing up because of the D.C. Sniper crisis. He's blaming the selfishness of the people of Washington D.C. Flashback from Jay Santos with the flu. Hour 2: Phil announces he's going to be on Fox News with Shepard Smith (even though he wants to punch him in the face). Phil invites callers to play a round of “Say it just like the guy did it in the movie.” The Dirty Harry edition. Hour 3: Chris Norton in an act of “community service” helping people who are mentally ill. Chris tells a Gulf War widow that he was with her husband when he died...he got to have “sess” with her but now he wants her to stop calling him. Phil shares a listener response to the Doug Dannger bit from 10/16/02.

Hour 1: Dean Wheeler is offering Valentine's Day dance packages, which includes Rohypnol, the date rape drug. Dean argues the drug is an aphrodisiac and helps relieve a woman's nervousness. Phil closes on CIA holding cells and John Walker. Hour 2: Ted Bell was attacked by a lesbian employee with an ice pick when he tried to put the moves on her in the cooler. He says Rosie O'Donnell is a traitor to us all and his employee is a heterosexual. After all, his restaurant is a meat restaurant. Phil closes on Afghanistan reporters. Hour 3: VARIETY.