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It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

Hour One:Margaret Grey busts on Phil for asking how Beth Holloway can afford to fly back and forth to Aruba.....Phil explains to Bud why we beep the Ted's jingle....Phil reads e-mail as he talks about the relationship of comedy and politics on his show......Caller tells Phil its a sad day when he hears Phil praising the war.....Hour Two:Lloyd Bonafide is upset that a female is piloting "a rocket ship" (the shuttle Discovery) and giving her opinions on deforestation to the prime minister of Japan. Lloyd feels that the power a stripper had over him years ago is indicative of the same power a woman "with a space ship" can have over the world.Hour three:Ted Bell is on to announce "The Ted's Of Beverly Hills Classy Ladies" emporium that will have under one roof a place for Dad to relax to adult dancers and a place for Mom and the kids to play in a bounce house.
Hour One:Phil announces his new political blog George W Bush Is God dot Com is coming soon.....David Hall wants to know what Phil means by "blog"...Coast to Coast with Art Bell: General Johnson Jameson and Igor try and hijack the Discovery....Art comes back later and asks Phil where the ice machine and the towels are....Hour Two:Bob Green of Frazier Foods demotes a checker when she makes fun of his new "hair system," calling it a wig instead.Hour Three:Jeff Dowder and Eddie Van Halen do an infomercial for some "Roots of Metal" compilation....Phil updates everyone on a one man show and the fact that Fillmore Middle is a still a possibility....A classic Dave Oliva flashback.....After hearing Phil talk about how expensive first class is, Ted Bell calls from his hot tub to say that no one flies first class anymore, they all charter.....Margaret Grey calls to say that chartering a jet is worth it...that's what Joan Allen told her....Lloyd Bonafide, a Red Sox fan, calls to congratulate Sox pitcher Matt Clements who took a fastball off the head that caromed into left field for a base hit. When Phil suggests that that was pure luck, Lloyd assures Phil that "when you die, the devil will have the gate wide open for you....."
Hour 1:Bobbie's husband Steve pulled her top off in the Jacuzzi because he's proud of her being the home owner association president.Hour 2:Ted Bell wants to know, what's the big deal with photographing Cameron Diaz topless? Jeff Dowder talks about In-N-Out burger. Bud says there's no Mexicans working there, R.C.Collins says there's not a lot of Beaner wagons. Steve Nutsio from the San Diego Jungle Zoo has a new animal at the zoo called a mouse.Hour 3:Frank Gray gets his genders mixed up while talking to Phil about left and right wing politics. Harvey Wireman asks, do you need a sign on table saying "Don't have sex with a horse?" Margaret says the rights of women are being tramped by George Bush.
Hour 1:Ted Bell installed security cameras to protect customers, including in the women's restroom. Bud Dickman says aspirin is crap and eats a bottle of Excedrin live on the air.Hour 2:Brad Rifkin shines an image of Jesus on the side of his building, and has a girl with a rosary collect money.Hour 3:Ted Bell returns from hour one. Ted thought that Phil intimated he was doing something wrong earlier tonight.
Hour OneTed Bell of Ted's of Beverly Hills feels that anyone ordering their steak "medium to medium well" is gutless and more worried about mad cow disease than our men and women in harms way in Iraq. Get a pair, says Ted, and eat your steak rare.Hour TwoDavid G. Hall opens the hour telling Phil that the Quizno's baby was abducted and found in a barrel....and then says he's only kidding.....Phil reads a list of new bits added to the archives....Phil reads some e-mail including one with new, funniest lines from the show....Phil wonders when the Long Beach Blues Festival is which leads to Bud saying he likes the blues even though he doesn't like "Negroes.".....Rudy Canosa calls in to say he is shamed to realize that saying La-la-la with your tongue hanging out to American women means something "filthy.".....Phil wonders how tough an assignment Aruba must be for Greta and Alan Colmes.......Hour Three:Chris Norton, a young pharmaceutical rep from Hermosa Beach, tells Phil that he and his friends are all "hot-looking, young professionals" who want to keep their beach for "hot-looking people only." It's tough, he says, "having a Mes-sican scramble and seeing some beast come down the bike path. You can't keep your eggs down."
Hour One:Ted Bell's steakhouse is such a great, prime, continental experience, he feels its acceptable to comment on how nice women's b-u-t-t's are. He feels any woman who can't see that she is in a class place and the price for that is him grabbing their a-s-s as he leads them to their table is an egotistical b-i-t-c-h.Hour Two:Bob Greene, the chairman of Frazier Foods, is on to defend his employees for hiring prostitutes to entertain suppliers who visit. Bob says that the guy who supplies his Chinese noodles beat up on of the women and left her to hitch hike home with a ball gag in her mouth "but that's not as bad as Michael Jackson walking backwards and touching some corduroy wearing kid."Hour Three:The Rocco Pandilini Experience is a radio show with a guy that tries to talk sexy to young babes but his imbecile call screener keeps putting 100 year old women on the air.....Phil takes calls from folks watching the webcast in Chicago, Portland, Tampa.....and on a US Navy base in Sicily!.....Art Bell discusses General Johnson Jameson's latest invention, a seismograph that "predicts" earthquakes.....Little Logan Benson checks in with his grandpa's latest opinions.....A guy calls Phil to tell him he is going to ram his Oldsmobile into the hair salon that just gave him a "Brady Bunch Perm."........
Hour One:Retired Army General Gaylan Shaw is interviewed by Phil concerning the reports of abuse at Guantanamo. General Shaw asserts that Guantanamo detainees are faking being abused the same way some "old ladies walk a cross walk really, really slow in order to make people sitting in their cars feel sorry for them."Hour Two:David G. Hall tells Phil to get the web cast time for Calcutta, India right because he doesn't want "a lot of dot heads calling me up and screaming at me..."...Phil tries to figure out what Air Americas hire/fire policy is....An Air America program director, Darren Browne of C93 in Pierre, S.D. is, once again, severely beaten by Bud who goes through the phone line to get to him....Jeff Dowder comes on to talk about ride safety following the tragedy at Disney World. He thinks its about time people "get certified to ride Dumbo or any elephant-like rides..."...Ted Bell tells Phil he saw a CHP cop flick a cigarette butt out a window.....Phil reads some e-mail..Hour Three:Phil speculates that Jethro Tull went from being a good blues band to a poncy, English folk-band when Ian Anderson found standing on one leg and playing a flute to be "stimulating..".....Phil tells everyone that driving in California traffic this summer will basically turn you into a cannibal....Phil remembers his mom and dad's Brazilian samba records...Mavis Leonard calls to say Michael Jackson should work his way back into show biz by doing a minstrel act...Larry Grover calls to say the Bush administration made the girl in Aruba disappear. He tells Phil with more discussions like that, Air America stations are bound to keep him.....Phil mentions the pictures on the website from Tucson which prompts Bud to ask why no one in the crowd is laughing. Caller Dean Wheeler wonders if nerve gas was being used.....Golfer Jim Fry, supposedly born without any arms, shows Phil how to hold a golf club with his teeth. David G. goes ballistic when Jim tells Phil to "put the shaft in his mouth...."
Hour 1: David G Hall, station manager, says Watergate informant Deep Throat was gay and in porn movies. Hour 2: Phil explains the Watergate bullcrap with Frodo the puppet. Flashback request Ted Bell driving fast. Bakersfield chimp. Bob Bakian on Dave Chappelle. Hour 3: Dr Husband Ginther on Fern Hill. 25 funniest people in LA. Lloyd Bonafide ranting about Memorial Day. Tuesday, May 31, 2005
Hour One:Ted Bell is outraged that he was pulled over by the cops, thrown on the ground and cuffed just because, in wanting to see what his new SLR McClaren Mercedes could do, he tried to out run them on the freeway.Hour Two:"Lord" Hall enters with his stupid "Imperial March" music and rips Phil for some imagined sexual content on the show,....Phil and Bud talk about Hitler and Jesus switching names.....Phil thinks about half the people you see talking on cell phones aren't talking to anyone but they are too embarrassed to be seen "just not doing anything.".....Phil tells people about www.419eaters.com, a website that tries to mess up those Nigerian clowns that send bogus money claims....Producer Tony Neal wants Phil to take over the Dave Chappelle Show....Bob Bakian reports on celebrating the final episode of Star Trek, Enterprise....Hour Three:While soaking in a tub of his wife's Calgon beads, Lloyd Bonafide calls to complain about his "bald-faced liar of a grandson" who is all of five.
Hour One:Margaret with the news flash that Mancow is coming to LA....David G.Hall says "get the whore off the air...."..Phil talks about Stan and Haney on WRXK...Margaret fights her way off of hold...Herb Sewell asks for pen pals for psychiatric inmate Walter Bellhaven....Dr Jim Sadler plays a PETA tape of a KFC employee having sex with a chicken...Farmer calls to talk about the great beak he got from a Rhode Island hen....Professor Husband Ginther with Chicken Jokes Containing Sexual Innuendo....C93, Pierre, South Dakota program director Darren Browne is forced to his knees and shot execution style by Bud.....Hour Two:Ted Bell tries to impress a beautiful African-American woman at a party by telling her he flies chartered jets every time he travels.....Ted says his employee Craig Lincoln is no big thing for flying first class....African American female caller reacts angrily, saying Ted simply wants a "black sex slave..."...Ted expresses opinion white men are naturally attracted to black woman but that the idea of a white woman being attracted to a black man makes him want to pick up a baseball bat....Ted says the white wives of white men get it and usually won't interfere with their husbands affair if its with black woman....Hour Three:RC Collins of Bradley Military Academy wants to be 101st Airborne but would like the option of not jumping out of a plane into combat if it looks too hairy.....RC talks with a combat veteran who tells him he'd kick him out the door anyway. RC says "that would be murder"........RC says that coming down in a parachute makes the target for any enemy on the ground quite obvious...He's shooting up so "what do you think he's going to hit first?....Phil says taking King of the Hill off of the air is Fox "trying to wring every last penny out of that half-hour "like they have their hands on a KFC chickens throat..."...Phil tells the story of the 101st at Bastogne in WW2.....
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