Monday, May 19, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Ted Bell is a wealthy restaurant owner who was yelled at by a pedestrian for speeding, so he's trying to get the city to enact an ordinance that prohibits people from confronting important businessmen. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Friday, April 18, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Ted Bell wants Easter replaced by a memorial day for fallen troops, and says people should honor these soldiers by eating at his steakhouse. Hour 3: Bobbie Dooley tells parents that boys expect their dates to be dressed better when going to formals.

Tuesday, April 8, 2003 Hour 1: Ted Bell will send half a million steak dinners to Iraq from his restaurant chain, as long as he gets some tax exemptions and a picture with the troops. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Friday, February 28, 2003 Hour 1: Ted Bell and Robert Green are holding a fundraiser for a military orphan fund at their restaurant, but are completely evasive on what percentage is going to the charity. Hour 2: RERUN of 2003-02-13 hour one. Racism alive in Hollywood. Hour 3: RERUN of 2003-01-13 hour two. Hollywood is safe from terrorism.

Friday, February 21, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of 2003-01-29 hour three. Teaching teenage boys to be womanizers. Hour 2: Ted Bell is a wealthy restaurant owner who donated $27,000 in Girl Scout cookies for the troops but he expects special treatment for smallpox and nerve gas vaccinations. Hour 3: RC Collins is a cadet who thinks that soldiers should be allowed to quit if things get a little too hairy and they feel their lives are in imminent danger.

Tuesday, February 4, 2003 Hour 1: Ted Bell wants the Federal government to reimburse his restaurant for business losses caused by people staying home and watching the news after the Space Shuttle Columbia disaster. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Bobbie Dooley was inspired to teach a sex seminar for teenagers, and was inspired by the explosion of the Space Shuttle Columbia over Texas.

Friday, January 24, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Ted Bell is a restaurant owner who put 2 Superbowl tickets up as a prize. two abused teenagers won and Ted says he won't honor them because he doesn't want to upset any customers who abuse their kids. Hour 3: Bobbie Dooley says that women need to stay out of Superbowl parties and stag parties. she is helping out with her husband's party by wearing a wet T-shirt.

Monday, December 30, 2002-Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Margaret Gray is on to talk about Dr. Laura's mother and having death with dignity. Her book is “Decomposed with Dignity.” Flashback with Bobbie Dooley as she protested “A Christmas Carol” is anti-Semitic. Hour 2: Ted Bell comes on to talk about New Year's Eve at “Ted's of Beverly Hills” and how you will be guaranteed safe there. He got to know the Arabs and Iranians in the area so come over and have a “Ted.” Hour 3: Vernon Dozier comes on the program to say in 1980 he invented “Africa Week.” to give black people something not to complain about. Jeff Dowder joins the program to talk about cloning and how if Phil has a clone he'd grow up to be a radio host with the name Phil8592 Hendrie7373.

Tuesday, December 17, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley joins the show to discuss the Trent Lott situation. She wrote a letter to anyone coming to her Homeowners Association from the south has to conduct themselves appropriatly and get any ideas of being Trent Lott out of their head.. “no spook jokes.” Flashback from Margaret. Hour 2: Ted Bell of Ted's of Beverly Hills comes on to talk about how funny and ridiculous the kids in the Christmas plays are in his kid's school. They get stoned before the shows in the parking lot. Phil talks about things going on in his life like PMS. Hour 3: Brad Rifkin works for the Salvation Army and wants some respect when collecting money...you have to look him in the eye when you walk by him in the shopping mall. Sean Penn comes on to talk about his visit to Iraq and his special relationship with Saddam Hussein but it's Phil. David comes on to yell at Phil for telling people he did the voice... “no one believes it was Sean Penn!”

Monday, November 25, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Ted Bell of Ted's of Beverly Hills joins the show to start things off tonight. Ted thinks there should be a special express security line at airports for the more important folks like him. Hour 2: Steve Bosell is suing for Mr Hutchins saying “I didn't know Steve ate “baked penis.” He believes all of his friends think eating the turkey neck because it looks like “a guys you know what.” Hour 3: Phil starts off talking about Vegas hotels. David G. Hall comes on to tell Phil to stop talking about Vegas and let Bud come on do “5 minutes with Bud Dickman.” Bud does stand up.