Hour One: Phil talks about how men hate themselves and no men drink real champagne. Phil takes a call from a guy to let him know G. Gordon Liddy was infuriated on his own show about frivolous law suits and began reading all the law suits of Steve Bosell. Apparently fact checking on the G. Gordon Liddy talk show doesn't exist because he thought Steve Bosell was a real guy. Chris Norton comes in the studio to talk about the fact women treat him like a stud mule because his large male member is very apparent through his pleather pants. Chris takes calls from women. Chris then challenges Phil to whip his out and measure it. Hour Two: RC Collins phones in to talk about a DDR 2000 solo video game. It means a lot to RC because his Dad always shows his love to him in monetary ways. Nevermind the fact RC hans't seen his father in 4 years he knows his father loves him. His father provides a strong moral code for him to live by not like his alcoholic whore mother. Flashback to yesterdays show with the angry elderly caller yelling at Steve and Bobbie Dooley while they have sex on the radio. Hour Three: Dave Oliva is on to warn Chelsea Clinton not to go down the "skank road" the Bush twins have. Flashback to Steve Bosell filing a lawsuit about dogs and cats staring at him while he has sex. Phil then makes more fun of G. Gordon Liddy for being such a huge dumb-ass. Another caller tells Phil radio hosts are biting his material and using it on their show. Show log by George Koutsourais

Monday, January 31, 2005 Hour 1: Bob Green, CEO of Frazier Foods, is on to talk about a train crash that happened as the result of a motorist attempting to suicide. The crash happened near a Costco, and many Costco workers came running out to aid the victims of the crash. Bob is upset by the resulting hours and hours of free publicity Costco received. While Bob wishes that a crash did not actually happen, he would rather it take place next to his store. Hour 2: Steve Bosell joins the program to discuss a lawsuit he filed against his wife. Steve got some etiquette tips from Modern Bride magazine, and his wife April Bosell mentioned this to Steve’s construction crew. One of Steve’s workers, Roy Hutchens, said, “that’s gay ass.” Flashback of Law Talk with Harvey Wireman, where Harvey is so senile, he cannot read a simple news story. Phil talks about hybrid cars. Hour 3: Phil comes under attack from Margaret Gray and David G. Hall over his political opinions. They argue that his support for George Bush and the Iraqi elections is putting him on the outs with Hollywood and ruining his chances of appearing on TV. Craig Hardy hosts the “News Overheard at a Bar” segment. Phil talks about Costco. Show log by Kyle Davis.

Hour 1: Not available. Hour 2: Phil plays the actual segment of G. Gordon Liddys show about Steve Bosell because Liddy thought Bosell was a real guy. Phil mocks Liddy incessantly. Bill Everly joins the show to talk about the scrotum tightening device for African Americans to make themselves talk like Art Bell, G Gordon Liddy, Charles Kurault, or Tom Brokaw. Then Phil takes calls for the rest of the hour. Hour 3: Steve Bosell calls in to discuss his newest lawsuit when he and his son Steven Jr were going through a local car wash and he thought the noise of the high pressure air blowers which dry the car was an Al-Qaeda attack. So Steve broke out his back window with a wrench and dragged his son out. Joe DIckhead and the Professor give their NFL picks. The Professor tortures Joe Dickhead with a white hot poker to his ass to get the picks out of him. Phil takes some calls from callers to finish out the show.