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It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

Hour 1: Dean Wheeler is offering Valentine's Day dance packages, which includes Rohypnol, the date rape drug. Dean argues the drug is an aphrodisiac and helps relieve a woman's nervousness. Phil closes on CIA holding cells and John Walker. Hour 2: Ted Bell was attacked by a lesbian employee with an ice pick when he tried to put the moves on her in the cooler. He says Rosie O'Donnell is a traitor to us all and his employee is a heterosexual. After all, his restaurant is a meat restaurant. Phil closes on Afghanistan reporters. Hour 3: VARIETY.
Hour 1: Ted Bell joins Phil to discuss performance cars. Ted talks about his Jaguar Vanden Plas that his nephew got in and farted. His nephew, who Ted can't seem to remember the name of, has ruined the new car smell and the resale value is now 3000 dollars lower. Ted believes it was a willful act because his sister in law has always hated him. Hour 2: Bobbie and Steve Dooley are on to promote couples should go out and not stay home on New Years Eve and not stay home and watch Dick (Clark) because that makes you a loser. Bobbie wants to attract younger couples to buy in Western Estates and she will even risk drinking and driving to go out on New Years Eve. Bobbie's solution was to send out a memorandum to Western Estates homeowners to go out for at least 2 hours on New Years Eve. While Bobbie calls callers losers, Steve cant resist making dick jokes in the background. Phil then played a flashback with Alf who was a secret Santa to widows of WWII veterans. The caveat is he gives them a crisp $100 bill and expects sex. Hour 3: Phil talked about cars he has owned and takes calls about pieces of crap cars that listeners have owned in the past. Show log by George Koutsourais
Hour 1: Ted Bell of Ted's of Beverly Hills joins the show to discuss an assault by his wife after she tried to stick a finger up his “you know where.” (Almost like a Steve Bosell bit.) Phil closes by revealing he did the voice of Ted. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Bobbie Dooley says she got uterine cancer from a nasty bike at a workout center. Her story grows unbelievable. SECOND HALF. Phil takes calls, emphasizes they don't have any actors. Phil talks about porn actors doing news reports. Caller talks about Osama bin Laden. Hour 3: FIRST TWO THIRDS. Chris Norton with After Dark Escort Service, which allows unmarried women in their late 20's to get escorted. LAST THIRD. Phil talks to callers, the American idea of mens' fantasies, takes more calls, Phil hangs up on someone, says 'no talking about the show'.
Hour 1: Dean Wheeler is adamant that people forgo turkey for Thanksgiving this year and have tuna casserole instead. Phil closes talking about tuna snacks in the studio and the JFK AA Airbus A300 crash. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Ted Bell is conducting security checks at his restaurant. He has guests bend over and pick up a quarter in his office. SECOND HALF. Phil discusses the JFK AA Airbus A300 crash. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Steve Bosell is suing out of fear over a neighbor's Afghan Hounds. SECOND HALF. Phil and callers discuss the JFK AA A300 crash and the Taliban.
Hour 1: Ted Bell wants Americans to grow a pair of testicles and fly again like him, except he flies private charters. Hour 2: Jeff Dowder, after RC Collins calls and tries to hang up, takes exception to the new terrorist threats against the West Coast. Hour 3: Dean Wheeler and his northern California vigil says Americans need to reconcile their Thanksgiving guilt for "Ganistan" by receiving a hot grease enema from a turkey baster. He takes it from another man one time per year, and says if he was Osama bin Laden he would have done things differently.
Hour 1: Bobbie & Steve discuss the biohazard shelter that their homeowner association pays for. Coast To Coast with Art Bell & General Johnson Jameson - Trans-dimensional Travel & Osama Bin Laden. Hour 2: Jay Santos on Operation Tablesit, where he spies on subdued conversations at restaurant tables. Coincidentally this comes on the same day the US Patriot Act was passed. Hour 3: Ted Bell wants an 18-month pass to be able to drive drunk anytime he wants since he is an important businessman.
Hour 1: FIRST HALF. Phil announces subscription website. SECOND HALF. Jeff Dowder rambles about how everything sucks now that George W Bush is in office ('The Way We Was') and gets the Bushes mixed up. Hour 2: Ted Bell doesnt want kids that have undergone chemotherapy going in his restaurant collecting for the children of Afghanistan. He wants them outside in front of a bank next door so they don't infect the customers. He says his alcoholic customers will look at a pale kid with a pewter plate of coins and go into DTs thinking they're a ghost. Hour 3: Joe Dickhead's NFL picks, flashback, football, post 9-11 news, callers. Phil talks about a subscription based website coming up.
Hour 1: FIRST HALF. Phil talks about odd groups he runs into and the Chair Memorial. SECOND HALF. Brass Villanueva says Jennifer Lopez only giving 25K to charity makes Latinos look cheap. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Phil talks about prepping after 9-11. SECOND HALF. Art Griego is a retired airline pilot who says the airlines should hire lesbian attack bitches as flight attendants. Hour 3: Ted Bell won't claim his steaks are disease free because no steak is (short bit). Flashback with Bobbie Dooley. SECOND HALF. Bud Dickman's Top NFL picks, Phil plans a subscription based website.
Hour 1: FIRST HALF. Ted Bell is raising the price of steaks on a dinner night that honors the 9-11 firefighters. Nothing will be going to charity and Ted is just lining his pockets. SECOND HALF. Phil talks about never running afoul of obscenity laws, Phil comments on the wasps behind his BBQ. Phil talks about gas masks and post-9/11 fear, remembers moving for the Miami radio gig. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. David G Hall cranks Phil by faking a suicide on the air to break the tension and remind us of how great life is. SECOND HALF. Phil criticizes anti-war protesters, talks to callers. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Bob Green has written a book on how to keep from offending Muslims, like not coming out of the shower with a towel on one's head. SECOND HALF. Phil comments on the Middle East and politics.
Hour 1: FIRST HALF. Phil talks with callers about 9/11. SECOND HALF. Ted Bell is upset that his limo driver can't carry his bags into LAX Airport anymore because of the new security restrictions. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Jay Santos wants to identify non-Americans by making them sing God Bless America. SECOND HALF. Phil says his show is a panacea for 9/11 depression, talks about 9/11 events, and the coming airline layoffs. Hour 3: Colleen Kristen Brewster wants a fundraiser for travel agents rather than only for first responders. SECOND HALF. Phil picked up Maria from the airport and says the current state of flying is depressing, and maybe everyone on planes should carry a weapon. Phil talks with callers.
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