The immortal Art Bell Special guest host tonight was Art Bell (celebrity voice impersonated) who spoke with Dr. Wizard Pink about the sinkholes and who lives in them. Also General Johnson Jameson came on the show to discuss an epidemic of "invisible children" who pinch asses and drive pool cues up your you-know-what. General Jameson was looking to use his "nobulator" to identify and isolate them. Rickart Jones, an inventor with a 'vee-HICLE' that can 'penetrate the pany-liner that separates this dimension from that one' offered a demonstration of dimension travel. Hint: Once you enter another dimension a disembodied voice says "Hi there!." Jeff Dowdder checked in from Mint Canyon as well