Hour 1:
Ted Bell's Shrimp Cocktail, Take 2, a rescript of yesterday's show. Ted says the shrimp best illustrates a fetus and that anyone who won't order them are moralizing against abortion. Phil closes talking about dying, the online polls.
Hour 2:
Dave Oliva wants everyone, including area kids, to know that the film Rush Hour II is not really how LAPD works, and they don't dance or joke. He says the Hong Kong PD is more realistic because they do karate and kick ass. Phil closes with Waterworld and how much it costs. Uplifting E-Mail Of The Week, Bud picks a short Bud fan letter.
Hour 3:
FIRST HOUR. Phil talks about the latest website poll, takes calls. Phil says he drinks regularly but he functions fine, talks about trying to find good music on a car drive, takes a call about a soldier protesting the government. SECOND HALF. Phil takes calls. The pronunciation of Lara of Lara Croft, flashback of 2001-08-09 hour one.
