Hour 1:
Bobbie Dooley with Stem Cell Research And You. She wants one of her HOA members to get an abortion so she can make it onto a sitcom and keep the property values up, and the fetus can go to stem cell research. Phil closes with a fake phone call, talks about performing radio theater.
Hour 2:
FIRST HALF. Phil on VW's new bus, the gas grass or ass bumper stickers, hitchhiking, camping. The Philadelphia Eagles cheerleader voyeurism lawsuit, the website, MFP. SECOND HALF. Bud's Weekly Top Ten. Drinks some "gobbling juice" and takes on a pretentious accent for a few seconds.
Hour 3:
FIRST HALF. Ted Bell is giving money to stem cell research when you buy their shrimp cocktails. Phil does off-air bits with Ted in which Ted admits to him and the kitchen watching people eating and pretending they're aborted fetuses. SECOND HALF. Phil says Milt is a cool name, says pro football and hockey players are garbage, talks about good movies.
