Last nights show featured the great Ted Bell from Ted's of Beverly Hills. great? Well he cried and complained his way through an hour that wasw supposed to be about why he buys gold....you know, the gold he uses to build statues of himself?

Next up we had Marylyn Donnelly, pre-surgical transexual, who realized half way through her visit with us her reason for coming on the show was bullshit....You just gotta listen...