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Tonight Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police talks about safety this summer and how not giving Jay the dates you’ll be on vacation could mean your home gets broken into by “Burglar,” a new singular denotation of criminals that illegally gain entry to private residences.

Don Berman talked with Phil about Antoinette Huff, the brave woman that got a hostage-taker to give himself up in Georgia. Don said that he was involved in something very similar. Only problem is he, Don, was the kidnapper as well as “the victim.” Warren Benman, an unfortunate man that fell from a broadcast tower years ago while cleaning the light bulbs, called the show to tell Phil and the crew that he was there the day Don took hostages and was “pistiol-whipped” by Don. Turned out it was a squirt gun but Don was holding a roll of nickels.

Doug Dannger thinks they need to cast a real psycho case as Batman because, after all, Bruce Wayne was a solid nut-job. Dannger recommends Tom Sizemore, Owen Wilson, or Haley Joel Osmont because “precocious child actors grow up to be real short with big teeth.”

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  • Paul Palfey
    Paul Palfey

    The burglar bit needs to head immediately to the Best Of pile.

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    Lon Acree

    In Phil world, people should have to pay out millions for using the “n-word” at ANY POINT in their lives. Ok, how much do YOU owe, Phil?

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    timothy markus

    You can add “incompetent internet user” to your list of attributes.

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    Susan Chapman-Jones

    OMG my “comment” seems to’ve multiplied; there are five, all identical. How embarrassing. Can somebody tell me how to delete 4 of them?

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    Ricky Graber

    Was this the show where Phil insulted the audience by making a reference to “Kafka” and then later saying he was talking over our heads?

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    Susan Chapman-Jones

    Peace and Love, Phil, from an old hippie; an Equity actress and a university lecturer, now retired; a grandmother; a cat lover; and an ex-British patriot… (not necessarily in that order)
    You and all your alter egos enrich my life; thank the goddess for your comic genius. Susan

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    Susan Chapman-Jones

    Peace and Love, Phil, from an old hippie; an Equity actress and a university lecturer, now retired; a grandmother; a cat lover; and an ex-British patriot… (not necessarily in that order)
    You and all your alter egos enrich my life; thank the goddess for your comic genius. Susan

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    Susan Chapman-Jones

    Peace and Love, Phil, from an old hippie; an Equity actress and a university lecturer, now retired; a grandmother; a cat lover; and an ex-British patriot… (not necessarily in that order)
    You and all your alter egos enrich my life; thank the goddess for your comic genius. Susan

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    Susan Chapman-Jones

    “Peace and Love,” Phil, from an old hippie; an old Equity actress; an old
    university lecturer; a grandmother; a cat lover; and ex-British patriot… (not necessarily in that order)
    You and all your alter egos enrich my life; thank the goddess for your comic genius.

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    Susan Chapman-Jones

    “Peace and Love,” Phil, from an old hippie; an old Equity actress; an old
    university lecturer; a grandmother; a cat lover; and ex-British patriot… (not necessarily in that order)
    You and all your alter egos enrich my life; thank the goddess for your comic genius.

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    alexander jdanko

    12 or 13 years I’ve been adicted to this show, and I still can’t get enough. You just feel good after laughing so much in a couple of hours. It’s like you got a tuneup or something.
    Fantastic show tonight, Phil. Thanks.

  • Paul Palfey
    Paul Palfey

    Smart Phone?

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    Robert Schroth

    An unimportant question: if you’ve “lost power in the studio,” how were you able to post that you’d “lost power in studio”? I know, I have too much time on my hands. Thanks.

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