Friday, August 27, 2004
Hour 1: Ted Bell donated money for school uniforms and now is trying to get the school named after him because they’ve been harassing him for donations.
Hour 2: Tony Neal has a show styled after “The Bachelor” in which the man doesn’t get to see any of the women’s faces until he picks one. As it turns out, they’re almost all disfigured from fires, car crashes, etc. When he lifts the veil, and is contractually obligated to propose to the one he picks, the look on his face is “priceless.”
Hour 3: Jeff Dowder, checking in from the Athens Olympics, reports that Athens smells like a turd, the women are ugly, and the men are ignorant morons.