Hour one: David G. Hall tells Phil he has to work Christmas Day because his relatives want to watch him.
Hour two: Chris Norton gave a "not non-hanky" co-worker a gift basket of vibrators for Christmas and she's suing. Harvey Weirman appears as counsel.
Hour three: Lloyd Bonafide got angry at Southern California Edison for not providing enough electricity for his manger scene so he threw the baby Jesus at a passing Edison truck.
