Hour 1:
Combover Boy joins the show, the topic of tonight's program is whether or not he's queer. Phil plugs the cd signing at Dave & Busters and talks about growing up in Arcadia. Phil talks about the Canadian TV Show "Trailer Park Boys." Bob Greene calls in to talk to Phil about Company Christmas Parties.
Hour 2:
Vernon Dozier is working at a mall as "That Son of A Bitch" Santa. He is upset because kids keeping farting his lap.
Hour 3:
Phil talks about Stanley Tookie Williams III. Phil reads some listener e-mail, talks about his Houston affiliate and the website.
