Hour 1:
Ted Bell wants Americans to grow a pair of testicles and fly again like him, except he flies private charters.
Hour 2:
Jeff Dowder, after RC Collins calls and tries to hang up, takes exception to the new terrorist threats against the West Coast.
Hour 3:
Dean Wheeler and his northern California vigil says Americans need to reconcile their Thanksgiving guilt for "Ganistan" by receiving a hot grease enema from a turkey baster. He takes it from another man one time per year, and says if he was Osama bin Laden he would have done things differently.
