Hour 1:
FIRST HALF. Phil talks about the perks of traveling in the radio business. SECOND HALF. Roland Schwinn says Barbra Streisand made such a great speech at the Emmys that her property taxes should be nullified.
Hour 2:
FIRST HALF. Vernon Dozier runs airport security where he uses 'retards' as screeners. 'Plane Go Boom'. SECOND HALF. Phil rants about unsympathetic Middle Easterners post-9-11.
Hour 3:
FIRST HALF. Phil talks about airport security and the Plane Go Boom sketch, David G Hall and callers comment. SECOND HALF. Bud Dickman with Weekly Top 10.