Tonight it was Doug Dannger, a gay man and a gay journalist, advocating “gay bunkers” in the event of social collapse and chaos. In these, gay men and lesbians would live to insure their survival. What about progeny (children)? Doug said that the gay men would have to “explain to the lesbians where their duty lie.”
Vernon Dozier, while leading a summer school class in stretching exercises, saw one of his testicles fall out of his “short.” (Since they are a “pair of shorts” then one leg of them would be a “short”) One of the giorls in class saw this and told her parents. Now Vernon is forced to correct the situation. One solution was a series of alarms: a dive alarm, a gong and a horn playing wa-wa-wa.