Tonight it was Doug Dannger, a gay man and a gay journalist, advocating “gay bunkers” in the event of social collapse and chaos. In these, gay men and lesbians would live to insure their survival. What about progeny (children)? Doug said that the gay men would have to “explain to the lesbians where their duty lie.”
Vernon Dozier, while leading a summer school class in stretching exercises, saw one of his testicles fall out of his “short.” (Since they are a “pair of shorts” then one leg of them would be a “short”) One of the giorls in class saw this and told her parents. Now Vernon is forced to correct the situation. One solution was a series of alarms: a dive alarm, a gong and a horn playing wa-wa-wa.
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Chapel, you got it right here: "A producer/co-writer with true dedication would know Phil's show like a fan". This is the type of producer Phil deserves. I believe that Phil has it in him to do the greatest radio show ever again, but an operation of this complexity needs professional support and production. He can't do it all on his own even if he would like to.
Coach Dozier did a gutter-ball. Congratulations. The bit takes off after the first sound effect. Hilarious.
Ok, blame Jason to a degree, but why isn't Phil himself coming to the table with fresh ideas? I mean, hoping people will Tweet something worthy of comedy gold spell desperation. But maybe that's the way the comedy genius in him gets churning? If so, my bad for assuming otherwise. Phil called Jason out during one of the breaks for laughing every single time they regroup off the air. "What the hell's so funny?" he asked the other night. I wonder sometimes if Jason is just trying to placate the mad and temperamental talent of Phil, all the while hoping like mad that something he says or does "sticks."
as Lloyd would say…."I'm warming up my Winnebago…"
Oh…and Phil….awesome rant on the over-reaction to the survival training-bear attack story….THAT is good radio brutha!
Way to make truth your bitch…
Was it Bosell that dripped on the slumber party girls while adjusting the blinds?
hour two reminded me of that for sure….i do remember the bike shorts bit as well from Dozier.
perhaps it seems i'm picking knits…but
A producer/co-writer with true dedication would know Phil's show like a fan and avoid this type of repetitious "creativity"….
and YES…i could do better! Pay me and find oot.
I blame Rantz and whomever helps Phil write….if any…
Dougs opening got better and more interesting the very moment they stopped discussing the events in Norway, and started going over some of Dougs interactions at a Starbucks… This is slice of pre-newstalk PHS, "I coughed and she looked at me", "the Queer soaked in Aids has come to town", "Gay man and Gay journalist and I'd like my usual", "reached across the counter and grabbed her collar"…. A scene painted with words, well done!
Despite his Griego-ish voice, Doug was performed well in character, challenging and aggressive, and Phils' reactions to his comments were good.
The bit started to circle the drain after the 25 minute mark… 20 minutes of Norway talk, Norwegican jokes, and less of Dougs antics… The material seemed sloppy and mashed together in the second half, as a result it did not attract any callers.
Vernons setup was kinda dull… Harping on the "short" thing wasn't that great. He's not challenging the audience. The goes between repetitive and funny after the 15 minute mark to the end, the drops help with the jokes, but the material was just slapped together, the pre-newstalk version of this is when Vernon wears the bicycle shorts and becomes evident in front of a young girl… The drops are good and they help improve the bit, it would've been nice had an effort been made to get a caller or two on the line.
Vernon wasn't in character, imo, crying was obviously out of character, it and the lack of aggression, confidence and machismo were evident… that being said there are a couple of laughs to be had.
Overall on the Dannger scale: 4 gay thumbs down, 2 gay nuts out…
sweet pheathery Jesus, the Videcast is up and running! I can cancel that appointment with Dolores Blasengame…
The downloads and videocast should be back online now! Sorry for the downtime.
so did you see the note at the bottom of the days description? get a kleenex you babies.
That is not the proper way to play a snare drum, although you will get a sound out of it.
If show prep is going to involve choosing a couple of LAME…WEAK…THIN…AMATEUR ideas gleaned from the PHSidea twitter site…then i'm seriously depressed about the future of your show Phil.
honestly…the bits are ill formed. if you are tired…worn out…on auto-pilot…it only deletes meaning and enjoyment from the bit…the show…
This post is for Phil only…the rest of you jackballs get bent…most of you would listen to a classic download if it involved Phil farting on a snare drum for 30 minutes.
I expect more from his genius. Doug Danger sounded like Austin Amarca because of your voice….and if you think you can have a cold and the character can have a cold…wow. All that ranting and cussing at your staff a month or so ago must have caught up to you….it seems you are afraid to take any more time off.
i care about you and the show Phil…otherwise…i'd just pull it and kiss your ass like the rest of these gimps.
Darth Hall oot.
Link still busted….I guess I will have to stream it until it is finally fixed
Apparently the priority in the last 24 hours is in worrying about ebaumsworld (going on 10 years old this summer, by the way. They're OLD news..) and not getting the downloads working. Would love to find out what "gutter ball' is, Phil, but I don't use iTunes.
Sorry… Thanks Alex…
MP3 downloads still not working… jeesh…. No Mp3 downloads are working on the site…. What is up?