Rick Shadova, an immigrant from Ireland, was a guest contributor tonight, telling Phil that "if you really think about it there are no illegal immigrants in America. After all, its like jaywalking. No one enforces that law." He also said that if Americans tried to sneak into Ireland illegally the Irish would be shocked, wondering why anyone would leave America for "a toilet like Ireland."
Ted Bell, owner of Ted's of Beverly Hills, told Phil he did not approve of waiters or waitresses spitting into the food of people who don't tip well but he felt that without at least the threat of that "they'll get stiffed." Ted went on to tell one caller that "the servers telegraph that they may spit into your food by coughing into a handkerchief or scratching their armpits. I don't like it but I'm pretty sure none of my people would do it....without good reason..."
