Hour 1:
Bobbie Dooley is planning the annual Summertacular for Western Estates. She has a new dog named Conan that she has been bringing to the Summertacular planning meetings.
Hour 2:
Father James McQuarters did a study of "The Da Vinci Code" and determined that it was slanderous towards the Christian church. The Father warns that there might be some kind of violent reaction to the film.
Hour 3:
Program director David G.Hall tells Phil he's been getting letters from program directors, they don't know if Phil's retirement announcement is a joke or not. Phil talks about his sons Fraternity house, and Tivo'ing "Birth of A Nation." Mavis Leonard says Black quarterbacks just don't get it anymore. Lloyd Bonifide tells Phil that the people who run the coffee cart fart in the cup before they pour the latte.
