Hour 1:
Chris Norton joins the program with his attorney Harvey Wireman, they are demanding the Spice Channel returns to cable and begin showing his pornographic movies. Phil reads porn titles, talks about Paul Harvey, and shares how you can change the world.
Hour 2:
Rudy Canosa believes that the immigrant vote will go to Laura Bush because she's a "Latin man's woman." Phil talks about the AFL and classic football coaches.
Hour 3:
Dean Wheeler joins the program, he says Barrack & Arafat's trip to the US will only be successful if they get laid by a 12-year-old girl against her wishes. Phil talks about his new Sony Playstation.
